My name is Hailey Rose Gair-ah. All I care about is my a$!an, j@s0n burn$, $oCc3R m0m w!f3y, slu ty mCslutfac3, $hor $h!t, l3zboo, c du$ , and whats left of the cr3w. Shwayze is the answer to every problem, and I can't stand winter. I'm straight up about everything, and if I feel the need to talk about you, I definately will say it to your face too. I don't put up with disrespect, and I don't put up with ignorance. Save it for someone who cares baby, cause I sure as hell don't. Everything that comes out of my mouth is fact, not fiction. I don't do rumors or lies. Maturity is very important to me. You won't find me hanging out with you if I think you're immature. Grow up. We have enough little kids in this world. My life is simple. I love my bestfriends. I've loved someone special for a very long time, and I don't like wearing clothes. I enjoy falling asleep in the shower, and having unnecessarily long phone calls. Recording amazing memories in nikons, and myspace. Raiding my fridge when the skanks come over. Making promises to myself I know I'll never be able to keep. Worrying about nothing but the people that matter to me, and saggin with the best of 'em down dark country roads. Dancing in my underwear on cold kichen floors, and watching myself in my big living room windows. Being with the most stupid, gorgeous, easy, amazing bestfriend I have ever had. Learning from all the dumb mistakes that we make, and taking life a laugh, fall, and window at a time. Just about everything I say has a story behind it. I have alot of inside jokes, and "you had to be as retarted as us" moments. I'm a Cali girl at heart, and always will be. I have wierd passions, but I'm very determined about all of them. I'm creative, but I can't put it down on paper. I want to paint my ceiling, and learn how to stand on my head. Be two inches taller, and six thousand inches skinnier. Travel the world with a little garage band from Idaho, and sell merch out of the back of a piece of s**t car. Grow my hair out passed my chest, and humor Caitlin with a coon tail. Get tons of tattoos, and a thousand more piercings. Stretch my ears, and talk about apples. Throw a rave, and become a millionaire. Be an eskimo, and dance around a fire. I just want to liveee. I have so much to say, and so little time to say it. I express myself in interesting ways, and I love giving advice. I have tons of useless knowledge, that I let loose in all of my late night multiperson phone calls. And if you're ever invited to one of them, you should definately consider yourself one lucky person. The world's a playground. Take your shoes off, and dance on a pole. I love my life. It has yet ceased to amaze me.