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Some people call me "special", and I'm not very bright.
I can't have normal conversations with people.
Sometimes I leave the internet for days, weeks or even months at a time, and when I come back I expect everyone to remember me and love me.
I like to art (arting: serious buisness!) and hope to become rich and famous some day. I can't imagine what I'd be famous for, but that didn't stop Paris Hilton.
I like rainbows and unicorns and colorful things and dark, morbid things. And Batman.
I've had a picture of Jay Leno in my wallet for three years, and I once had Anthony Stewart Head as an imaginary friend.
I'm secretly she-Hulk.
I once died my hair green for a while, and even though it's now bleached blond, people still think of me as the green-haired midget.
I'm not a midget though, just short. And adorable. Like a kitten on a unicycle.
I reproduce asexually via mitosis and cytokinesis.
I have a scar on my thumb where I cut off a piece and grew it into a whole new me. We had loads of fun together, but he was wild and out of control so we had to send him to the north pole, where he now runs free with the polar bears and the penguins.
Those are special north-pole penguins. They're just like the penguins on the south pole, only supersmart, who built a machine that allowed them to travel half way around the globe over to the north pole, where they started a polar bear farm to breed polar bears to save them from extinction.
Yeah. That's what happened.
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