Well hello there! I am Professor Hershel LAyton and I- NO! NO, STOP!!! DAMMIT LUKE, GET OFF!! DON'T TOUCH ME!!! I MEAN IT, DON'T- NO TOUCH!!!

-KICK-

STOP! DON'T TOUCH ME! I DON'T EVEN TOUCH MYSELF, YOU DON'T TOUCH ME!!

I DON'T!!! I DON'T TOUCH MYSELF!!!!

>8U

.....On a less Derp-y note~

Facts:
* Legal enough to be raped in China
* I /LOVE/ Professor Layton. Love. <3
* I like stalking people ouo <3
* Hollywood is my preferred hangout spot.
* Totally digging ZOMG, but am a zomg noob ;n;