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The book of ergonomicon
And then came ergo, the mighty nom. High was his ergo and nomous was his con. And speaketh he: be creative, but discern for insignificant people needs, tho be stolic, multiply and divide, but ergonomicality shalt be achieved.

And speaketh he more again: ascribe you the dirt of my polymightitude shalt you be ergonomical, tho shalt not commit you non-ergonomicality, ergo ergonomize your visuals, be volatile like flesh-eating bacteria, and sober like lightswitch, but preserve ergomicity into your pages and go teacheth offspring of you to not to commit the promiscous crimes of voluptious maññeristic designs, tho ergonomics will rule the world, and despise the hearts. Shalt you break the seal of your oath, innumerable diseases will faleth on you and certified desertification descend onto ya, and shalt you suffer in endless pain of carpaltunneling syndrome.

So listen to me, you numb dolts of egobubbles,
I am, detergent of universal purity,
I am, decrement of infinitive beautiness,
I am, detector of desecration,
I am, destablilizer of determination, send you a token of my infernal will extending to and fro, and ergonomics shalt prevail, or mighty my wrath will be.

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Kaidan

Report | 03/24/2011 12:43 pm

Kaidan

cool avi
Kaidan

Report | 11/14/2005 5:20 pm

Kaidan

It IS the gay color, you know. ;D
i know nothing.

Report | 11/13/2005 10:18 pm

i know nothing.

Who knew ***** pimped it out in purple?

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