i_am_your_lord_and_master

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Last Login: 11/09/2012 10:50 am

Registered: 10/19/2007

Gender: Female

Location: my own little world of d00m

Occupation: ruler of the world!!! muh hahahhaha fear me -_-

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well my name speeks for its self. i hate annoying people and if you happen to be one, feel free to repeatedly slam your head in the door till you forget who you are and why your one my page. but dont get me wrongd, by stupid i mean the ignorant stupid people. flat out dumb people can stay [= can you imagen how boring life would be with out the simple minded people to keep you ammused?! it would be like being trapped in spanish class for centerys D:
umm if your going to die unless i awnser your question, feel free to ask it =P i might not awnser right away, for you see, i am god, and as you can imagen, i have a very hectic life over seeing this hell hole you people call "earth" its not as easy as youd think.....
stuffs that describe meh =D
1. god
2.clumsy
3.shy
4.slow
5.smart
6. sarcastice [cough NUMBER 5 cough]
7.loud [pff perves...]
8.dirty minded [its a curse =P]
9. innocent ;]
10. honast
11. morbid sence of humor [dead baby jokes are bad a** lol]
12. soon to be ruler of the world
13. master of revenge
14.obnoxiouse
15. im chill
i have an akward obseton with the following-
-penguins
-sharpies
-ignorante people, there silly
-speeding
-MONSTERS
-grape taffy
-cheese
-velcrow
-stupid jokes that are friends tell at 3am
-calling people at 3am
-wakeing people up that i call at 3am
-setting my brothers alarm clock for 3am
-3am
-i like to argue [even though its pointless, for i am god and there for am always right]
-dumping glitter in peoples back packs [it never completly comes out]
-revenge, for i am the master of it
-paying the $38 to the pizza delivery guy all in ones
-paying for a $4.38 lunch in dimes
-getting in tickleing fights with greg
-greg [ we'll leave it at that, if i gave a list of all my likes it would take up the whole page and youd be reading for a while [=. ]

stuffs i dont like D:

-jogging [OMG I HATE JOGGING WITH EVERY FIBER IN MY BEING >.< alas i do it every day any ways /= ]
-i hate my insecurets, i gots lots of em =/


-i dont like insane spanish teachers that give you an ungodly amount of homework, on a dayly basis-
-i hate droping my guitar pick in my guitar.....-
-i can not stand hot weather!! its evil i tell you EVIL!-
-I ******** HATE DOLPHINS
-i hate little kids, you know, the whinny kind
-i hate when my wallet looks full of money but it turns out to be full with 48 one doller bills
-when my hair is wavy
-when i waist my time striaghtening my hair and it ends up pooring on my walk home
-people that say jk cuz their not actually kidding



i shall write more later, im feelin lazy =p

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purpleninjaxo Report | 12/19/2010 12:40 pm
purpleninjaxo
thanks for buying
Lesbanana Report | 09/03/2010 2:32 pm
Lesbanana
Thanks for the buy, hunn heart
Rikuee Report | 10/02/2009 1:38 pm
Rikuee
Still a boyfriend girlfriend thing... /=
Rikuee Report | 10/02/2009 1:38 pm
Rikuee
Bowlings more expensive then movies and thats a boyfriend girlfriend type thing talk2hand
Rikuee Report | 10/02/2009 1:28 pm
Rikuee
Bowlings more expensive then movies and thats a boyfriend girlfriend type thing talk2hand
Rikuee Report | 10/02/2009 1:20 pm
Rikuee
Yeah you do all the time...
Rikuee Report | 10/01/2009 6:41 pm
Rikuee
That there statement is a load of bs.
Rikuee Report | 10/01/2009 6:28 pm
Rikuee
Then how can you tolerate yourself o,o
Rikuee Report | 09/30/2009 1:15 pm
Rikuee
It bothers me though D: jeeze aunt flow visiting you or something?
Rikuee Report | 09/30/2009 1:02 pm
Rikuee
Your profile background is all messed up

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