Viewing ~Iaabi.SabeL's profile | Profiles v2

~Iaabi.SabeL

Offline

Last Login: 04/18/2015 2:44 am

Registered: 10/20/2006

Gender: Female

Location: Earth. Wait, maybe Pluto. No... I'm pretty sure it's Earth.

so...WATCHA GONNA DO??

Add to Friends
Send Message
Trade Items

My 'oh so inspirational' Signature

"There's always a meaning of how we met and when we met. The bond between us will never disappear no matter how long, or how far we'll be separated." -Joyce.

MY FRIENDS

View All Friends

Interest Tags

Favorite Movies/Anime

Favorite TV Shows

Spongebob!

Favorite Reads

Favorite Music/Bands

Changin' my life

Hobbies/Interests

About: Myself. Duh.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

STUFF TO KNOW ABOUT ME:

Name: you-are-not-permitted-to-know-it. But since i'm so nice, Trisha's what my friends & cousins call me...

Age: 17

Gender: girl(DUH)

Currently.Residing.In(i move a lot):Switzerland!

...AND...that's about it...

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

F.Y.I. I'm an Anime person.

Fav. Anime/Manga (in no particular order):

Kino no Tabi

Yu Yu Hakusho

Dragon Knights

Prince of Tennis (Tennis no Ohjisama)

Rurouni Kenshin/Samurai X

Spiral: Suiri no kizuna

Fruits Basket

...AND A HECK OF A LOT MORE (I'm too lazy to type everything else.)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
http://onnachance.com/funny/misc.php
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Of course, no profile would be complete without quotes.

Fav. Quotes:

"You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same."

"That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable."

"It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 muscles to smile. But it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face."

"Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that would be considered cannibalism my dear children, and is frowned upon in most societies." -Willie Wonka from "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"

"One who is insane will not know he is insane and therefore will never say he is insane for in his own mind he is sane. Now, a sane person who knows they are messed up will say they are mad because they are sane enough to know they are insane."

"A friend would bail you out of jail. A BEST friend would be sitting beside you in your cell saying, "DARN, that was fun!"

"Part of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at."

"Be careful when lending money to your friends. It can destroy their memory!"

"Truth is to politicians as Kryptonite is to Superman."

"They say that practice makes perfect. But no one's perfect, so why practice?"

"Many things are opened by mistake, but none so frequent as the mouth."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"If at first you do succeed, try not to look too surprised."

"Eat right. Exercise. Die anyway."

"It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and don't say it."

"Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win AND never quit are idiots."

"There are many methods of achieving immortality: Fame, Fortune, Heroic Deeds, Creativity, Lots and lots of descendants... However, the one you should favor is Not Dying."

"Do not disturb the dust. It protects the furniture."

"A conclusion is simply the place where you get tired of thinking."

"If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me."

"Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I had to kill because they pissed me off."

"Nobody notices what I do until I don't do it."

"Early to rise, and early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead."

"If Robin Hood takes from the rich and give to the poor...then wouldn't that make the rich the poor and the poor the rich, and then he would have to steal from the rich (who were poor at first) and give to the poor (who were the rich at first) Ok, anyone else seeing a pattern here?"

"If you and your friend are being chased by a grizzly bear, don't worry about out-running the bear, just worry about out-running your friend."

"If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie."

"After heat killed bad germs, where do they go? Obviously not in heaven, since they've been bad. Surely then can't go to hell, for the heat would kill them again(?)..."

"Time is money, money is the root of all evil, and knowledge is power. Therefore, procrastination is the key to world peace."

"Well I guess if I'm frowning all the time that counts as one frown, and I would therefore only have one wrinkle in the future, now wouldn't I?"

"Don't sweat petty things... or pet sweaty things."

"Every day, the hummingbird eats its own weight in food. You may wonder how it weighs the food. It doesn't. It just eats another hummingbird."

"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals; I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."

"The idea is to die young as late as possible."

"Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it."

"Wisdom comes with age. Death comes with age. Therefore, wisdom is dangerous."

"There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are."

"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone."

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."

"I need not suffer in silence when I can still moan, whimper, and complain."

"You have no idea how acutely depressing it is to realize we're from the same species."

"Always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."

"What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?"

"I have decided to live forever, or die in the attempt."

"If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that a hostage situation?"

"It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living."

"A friend is someone who will help you move. A GOOD friend is someone who will help you move a body."

"Don't drink and drive. You might spill your drink."

"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either."

"Common sense isn't."

"He may look like an idiot, and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot."

"He who laughs last thinks slowest."

"Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience."

"Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning."

"But I thought it was inflammable!"

"Never get into an argument with a schizophrenic and say, "Who do you think you are?"

"You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me."

"Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary there!"

"Marriage isn't a word, it's a sentence."

"Women are like hurricanes: when they come they're wet and wild, and when they leave they take the house and the car."

"Despite the cost of living, it's still popular."

"Blindness is caused by years of intense exposure to light. If you keep your eyes closed all the time, it is quite likely that you will never go blind."

"Always remember, you're unique. Just like everyone else."

"A wise man learns from his mistakes. A wiser man learns from others' mistakes."

"Take my advice; I don't use it anyway."

"He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame."

"Money can't buy happiness; but it sure makes misery easier to live with."

"Borrow money from pessimists; they don't expect it back."

"All I'm asking is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy."

"...And you thought happiness wasn't affordable!"

"The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was."

"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs louder."

"Without fear, there is no courage."

"Whenever you make a big buy, it will go on sale the next day."

"Second place is the first loser."

"Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm."

"To the eternal question 'Why' there is an equally simple answer 'Because'."

"The truth will set you free... but a good lie can always bail you out."

"My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician."

"Some people say, "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise."

"Fear not that your life will end soon. Oops, wait... You didn't hear that from me."

"Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat."

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."

"Deja Vu - When you think you're doing something you've done before, it's because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends."

"VISA is the mark of the beast. VI = 6 in Roman numeral. S = 6 in Greek, and supposedly A = 6 in Babylonian. So VISA = 666. Cute."

"If a tree falls on a mime in the woods, and there's no one there to hear it, does the mime make a sound?"

"Who was the first to see a cow and think, "I wonder what will happen if I squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"

"If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?"

"Will your answer to this question be no?"

"How young can you die of old age?"

"How can you tell when sour cream goes bad?"

"Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Warning: Survivors will be shot again."

"That which doesn't kill you... will probably try again."

And my most favorite: "There's always a meaning of how we met and when we met. The bond between us will never disappear no matter how long, or how far we'll be separated."

-SIGHS- I feel so loved.

View All Comments

iStitchy Report | 03/12/2009 4:05 am: wth. you're on? o.o (message for bea) xD
niinax3 Report | 08/15/2007 11:17 pm: Heii
xXchibi_sushiXx Report | 08/04/2007 3:17 am: hillu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
iStitchy Report | 06/11/2007 12:57 am: hey don't forget the speech!!!
iStitchy Report | 05/27/2007 12:02 am: hey we're not separated xD
justanaverageperson Report | 05/21/2007 8:27 pm: Aww. You're separated from all of us. SAD.
niinax3 Report | 05/20/2007 11:33 pm: Noooooooo..

We're not _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _..

It's all your fault.. *hits Trisha
CullEn_aToR Report | 04/15/2007 1:34 pm: omg i love your quotes there are so many of them, that i have only read like 1/3 of it -_- but i love this quote the most "They say that practice makes perfect. But no one's perfect, so why practice?" sweatdrop hehe lol Nice quotes!
iStitchy Report | 03/31/2007 1:44 am: ~RaNdOm CoMmEnT~
feel_the_rhythm Report | 03/26/2007 8:56 am: ....