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I WILL DELETE YOU IF I DONT TALK TO YOU...
I WILL DONATE IF YOU HAVE DONATED TO ME...
OR IF I JUST FEEL LIKE BEING NICE...
I WILL DONATE IF YOU HAVE DONATED TO ME...
OR IF I JUST FEEL LIKE BEING NICE...
Eh.. If you know my name CONGRATS!!! If not too bad ^ ~.. Im 14 years young and currently disliking my parents.. (<-- acutally that happens alot x3) Im always on and always having SOMEONE that wants to hack me.. ._. WELL!!!! Idk what else to put.. SO!! Ima stop writing.. Feel free to leave my pro, but if you stay be sure to like, leave a comment or something.. Cuz i get bored ^ ~
PCE!!!!!!!!!
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Loves*
~You! =D
~Orange
~Meh friends
~People who give meh stuff
~Other stuff i cant think of right now
Hates*
~You! jk =3
~Beggars
~Bananas
~The person who hacked meh >=[
~The second person who hacked me.. xP
~Other stuff i cant think of right now
dats right bitches yall jealous >=D cuz we rock and yall dunt >=B (well some of you do) ;]
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In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity,
here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
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On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)
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On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be???....)
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On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's just a suggestion.)
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On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
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On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)
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On packaging for a
Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me time?)
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On Boot's Children Cough Medicine --
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get
those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)
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On Nytol
Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(...I'm taking this because???....)
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On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to what?)
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On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other
use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
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On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
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On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: say what?)
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On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this
one.)
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On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
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9 things I can't Stand!!
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". what the hell! am i supposed to eat someone elses cake instead?
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn celing what did you come here for?
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What the hell is longer then life?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came i wouldn't be standing here, now would i?
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