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A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug
*She gave him a big hug*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile

[-The Perfect Boyfriend-]
When she walks away from you mad
[ Follow her ]
When she stare's at your mouth
[ Kiss her ]
When she's quiet
[ Ask her whats wrong ]
When she pull's away
[ Pull her back ]
When you see her at her worst
[Tell her she's beautiful]
When you see her start crying
[Just hold her and dont say a word]
When you see her walking
[Sneak up and hug her waist from behind]
When she's scared
[Protect her]
When she lay's her head on your shoulder
[Tilt her head up and kiss her]
When she steal's your favorite shirt
[Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night]
When she tease's you
[Tease her back]
When she grab's at your hands
[Hold her's and play with her fingers]
When she tell's you a secret
[keep it safe and untold]
When she looks at you in your eyes
[dont look away until she does]
When you break her heart
[the pain never really goes away]

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you are born you're PINK".
"When you grow up you're WHITE, "
"When you're sick, you're GREEN, "
"When you go in the sun you turn RED, "
"When you're cold you turn BLUE, "
"And when you die you turn PURPLE.
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
Put this on your page if you HATE racism...

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T:Very good kisser
A:is really sweet
Y:is loved by everyone
L:smile to die for
O:has one of the best personalities ever
R:good boyfriend or girlfriend

WHAT DOES YOUR NAME REALLY MEAN?
A: is really sweet
B: loves people
C: good kisser
D: makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: people wild and crazy adore you: loves people
G: very o
H: easy to fall in love with
I: loves to laugh and smile
J surprised utgoing hot
K: really silly
L: smile to die for
M: makes dating fun
N: can kick the s**t out of u
O: has one of the best personalities ever
P: popular with all types of people
Q: a hypocrite
R: good boyfriend or girlfriend
S: cute
T: very good kisser
U: is very sexual
V: not judgmental
W: very broad minded
X: never let people tell you what to do
Y: is loved by everyone
Z: can be funny and dumb at times
Emo?

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╔╗╔═╦╗ Put this on your page
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98% of teenagers say "I love you" and don't mean it. if your the 2% that does, copy and paste this in your profile.