About Me(:

Yo[: {[FYI (stalker) my names pronounced like Oakland, but WITHOUT the D!]}
kay so first off (ya stalker).. You ******** with my friends & I'll ******** up your face(: If you don't have a problem with me then it's all good[: {In other words, You don't ******** with me, & I won't ******** with you} but hun, if you're going to be a two faced b***h, please just come out & say what you're thinking to my FACE!
I live in a pretty damn small "community" but it seems like its just us{you know who you are} & them(;
<~Screw Team Jacob, I'd rather be Team Seth Clearwater~> <~{[✖ø✖ø]}~>
Random Shizz…
-He said, "I don't see why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it." -She said, "You wear pants don't you?" -Friends ask why your crying, but best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry. :] -It takes skills to trip over flat surfaces. ;] -Im the kind of girl that can watch hundreds of horror movies and not get scared, but would scream at the top of my lungs when toast pops out of the toaster. x] -Judge me and I'll prove you wrong; tell me what to do and I'll tell you off; say I'm not worth it and watch wear I end up; call me a b***h and I'll show you one; ******** me over and I'll do it to you twice as bad; call me crazy,, but you really have no idea =) -When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someones eye and hall a**! {Yeaa Boii!} -Whoever said anything was possible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door. {phaha(; }
Ok now for.. My ULTIMATE Rant/Rave... I demand that everything should be Orange flavored, right...NOW! Cause then everything would be sweet & awesome, just like me! =] Mtn. Dew IS my drug. If I don't eat tacos at Least once a month, I WILL explode. You can usually tell what I'm feeling; I wear my heart on my sleeve. But if you ask me if something's wrong, don't expect me to tell you the truth. I'm Shy & Quiet, till you get to know me; then I'm Obnoxious & Loud. And by that point, you'll want to ducktape my mouth and stick me in a closet. (Not like that you perv! and if you weren't thinking that, you are now!) That's just how I am. Deal with it, or go f!ck yourself (but you probably already do).
To thee beasties (Bestie/Beasts)
That's right, my friends are better than yours, it's a proven fact. I F!cking love you all.<3<3<3
**Raina&Bryy-Cutest couple eva(:, Besties/Sistas 4 lyfe!**Sam-Alex-Bri.-OhMyGosh. You chicks, crack me up! Always have good fun random times talking to you! And playing the most addicting Gaiaonline(:***Oh and to alla my friends, if you ever need someone to Slap a Ho, I got your back.<3