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Here's fifteen ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart:1. Wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream, "LOOK OUT!!!" And push them behind a shelf.
2. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.
3. Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream, "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!!" Once the cashier tells you the price.
4. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices."
5. When the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream, "THE VOICES!!! THEY'RE BACK!!!"
6. Start a fish stick fight.
7. Walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream, "I MISSED YA, MAN!!!"
8. (This requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming, "The British are coming!!! The British are coming!!!"
9. Walk up to an employee and murmur, "code red in aisle three," and see what they do.
10. Attempt to fly off a high shelf.
11. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store.
12. Whisper, "I know your "little secret,"' to people in the checkout line.
13. Stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section.
14. Walk up to employees and whisper, "I saw dead people.. They want me to take you away.. To aisle eight.."
15. Go to an employee and say, "middle earth is coming to an end and you need to eat more carrots
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