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ChibiMintKitty

Report | 06/03/2009 1:25 pm

ChibiMintKitty

just dropping by to say "many thanks"
moon Queen199

Report | 04/12/2008 10:42 am

moon Queen199

thenx
funferret7

Report | 01/28/2008 10:03 am

funferret7

knew a blonde that was so stupid that....... she called me to get my phone number. she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate." she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. she tried to drown a fish. she thought a quarterback was a refund. she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. she tripped over a cordless phone. she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. she studied for a blood test. she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home Now send this to at least 5 people or you'll get bad luck for 7 years!!!!!!!!!!! *! 0-4=Bad luck for 7 years *! 5-9=your crush will start to like you *! 10-14=your crush will ask you out *! 15-19=you and your crush will go out all the time *! 21 or more all of the above and you'll get everything you want in life After you send this to 20 people a yellow box will pop up. Click on it
Ferrets_Rule

Report | 12/10/2007 7:07 pm

Ferrets_Rule

I LOVE KINGDOM HEARTS!!!
rei~143

Report | 10/19/2007 9:00 pm

rei~143

yeah its pretty wicked
lostbones55

Report | 07/07/2007 7:41 pm

lostbones55

hi. i like ur background.
rei~143

Report | 06/23/2007 11:53 am

rei~143

w00t w00t!
Pyro~angel~41

Report | 05/07/2007 1:25 pm

Pyro~angel~41

HIIIIIIIIIIII ppl razz
iluvmooses

Report | 04/10/2007 2:53 pm

iluvmooses

rei get a life u sicky!! U MIGHT HAVE GIVEN ME STREP!!!
rei~143

Report | 04/09/2007 5:42 pm

rei~143

ew! wats sav doing here?

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