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Vino QQ Report | 03/30/2008 2:15 pm

Safety Competition A san diego patrolman pulled over a driver and told him that because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5000 in a safety competition. "what are you going to do with the money? "the officer asked. "i guess i"ll go to driving school and get my license, " the man answered. "don't listen to him," said the woman in the passanger seat. "he's a smart alect when he is
This woke up the man in the back seat, who saw the cop and said, "i knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car." Then there was a knock from the trunk, and a voice asked in spanish, "are we over the border yet?"

Vino QQ Report | 03/22/2008 2:05 pm

okay now! here's the story: long long time ago but not very very long...duh~ there's a little girl who likes to write diary and she wrote her diary everyday and made it into a hobbit. So, ont night she came home from work very late and she took a shower and cleaned up her room and after that she prepared to write her journal as she usually do. When she opened her diary book and ready to write she realized that she had finished her last page of the book and she has no more journal at home at the moment. Even the clock said 2am she wanted to try her luck to buy one outside. Thus, she went out and of course most shops are closed and then finally she saw a very narrow, dark and dirty valley. She saw a dim light in the end of the valley so she decided to take a look or maybe she could find what she wanted. And holly@#$ there's really an old shop at the end of the valley. So the little girl entered the shop and there's an spooky-looking who looks like a witch old lady in there. the little girl asked the old lady if she sell anything like a diary book. So the old lady went in for a while and handed the girl a very old diary book and told her it would be $20. The old lady told the little girl whatever u do u must neva look at the end of this book or something bad will befall on you. so the little just wanted to write her journal bounced back home. She showered again and when she finished. she saw her "diary book" she just bought laid on her desk opened. She forgot to close the window so the wind blew it open and the page started to flip and flip and flip....."oh NO!! not the last page!!" the little girl rashed to the desk but it was too late. The page flip to the last page the only thing the little girl saw was ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------> note book one for $5 JESUS!! that old lady must have earned A LOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!! the end <3

Vino QQ Report | 03/12/2008 12:37 pm

thx for the add ^ ^

As Tall As Lions Report | 03/04/2008 3:39 pm

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The Baby Jezuz Report | 03/02/2008 5:34 pm

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ryant1 Report | 03/02/2008 5:07 pm

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The Baby Jezuz Report | 03/02/2008 5:05 pm

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