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In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

(Damn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase
necessary. Details inside.

(the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."

(and that would be how???....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion:
Defrost."

(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not
turn upside down."

(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating."

(...and you thought????...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on
body."

(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or
operate machinery after taking this medication."

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just
get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

(and...I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."

(as opposed to...what)?

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other
use."

(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."

(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open
packet, eat nuts."

(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment
does not enable you to fly."

(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with
your hands or genitals."

(Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

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limsey

Report | 03/03/2007 5:39 pm

limsey

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limsey

Report | 03/03/2007 5:39 pm

limsey

You know what?
You're never online!
E-GHAD!
imanistar93

Report | 05/18/2006 4:23 am

imanistar93

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limsey

Report | 05/16/2006 2:30 pm

limsey

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Report | 04/19/2006 6:24 pm

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diskei

Report | 04/13/2006 5:42 am

diskei

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On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)