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Hi I'm James. I like cats. I also like grilled cheese sandwitches, eggs, and orange juice. I really hate old fat guys. My best friends are strawberry cupcake with red frosting and this crumble of cofee cake. I would appreciate it if you guys could donate a yellow scorpion to me. My second favorite movie is The emporers new groove. Oh, I forgot I'm also best friends with a talking dog and a stuffed flea. I collect lightbulbs. My favorite food is raisons and nacho cheese. I farted on my mom. I'm a slug in disguse. Sometimes I like to pretend I have fins during bath time. Kris Bagwell is a meanie butt and a giant screaming banchi. I got the Hello Kitty dream house for Christmas. I like Demi Lavato. Sitting on salty crackers relieves stress for me. My friend Kris is such a screaming banchi, that when he screams, he sounds like a screeching baby girl. He eats a food court for breakfast every Sunday. He kind of looks like a mixture of nemo and Dory. I found a candy bar in my pants. I'm just gunna keep on jumping rainbows. Hey howdy hey.
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