Here I have written my TITLE O' SPORK!
See my Hammer of Doom and Know that I am your MASTER!Unless you have something shiny.
WANTED: Arch Nemesis for megalomaniacal villain along the lines of "Dr. No" or "Professor Moriarty." Must be intelligent and cunning and never fail to do "the right thing" no matter how much villains tempt with money or power. Highly dangerous, as you may get put under a laser beam.
WANTED: Evil lair. Underground, Island or Moon Base acceptable. Also looking at skyscrapers.
WANTED: Goons for evil lair. Must be stupid and easily tricked by hero. Advancement opportunities include getting different colored uniforms to show rank, metal teeth and other augmentations to make fight scenes dramatic.
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Um...pies?
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