Drumroll Please::: Introducing the Fabulous, Fantastic, Inspiring, Inscrutable Andy!

You wanna know about me? Fine then, here goes.

Mah name is Max or Andy; you can pick. Two boyish names for one FEMALE, thank you. Get the hell over it. Love it or hate it, see if i care. Neither is, of course, not my actual name. But tis the internet, i must use le pseudonym.

Inscrutable Andy = current. (inscrutable = hard to understand)

Uhm, yeah.

I am 456 years old, living on Mars.
Stalk that bitches.


^_^


Irony is my life's blood. Entropy is my biotch.



My very being is so contradictory that i should negate myself and implode.

I haven't yet, but thats no guarantee. Please stay ten feet away at all times- for your own safety you understand.





Yes, I am weird, stupid, crazy, random, sarcastic, and mean. Yes I am arrogant and insecure.


And yes, I love me that way. <3