Jokes
-ONE REASON NOT TO MESS WITH A KID
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teahcer said it was phsically impossible for a whale to swallow a humman.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
And the teacher yet again said it is physically impossible for any human to be swallowed by a whale.
And the little girl said,"When I go to heaven i'll ask Jonah why he got swallowed."
The teacher replied,"What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl said,"Then you can ask him!"
About Me
My name is Miranda. I also go by, Miranda 1, or MD. At school and around people who are not close to me I act like a goody goody...but when i'm at home with my mom, I will so lose my temper, even with my friends around, even ask Barb. Anyways when i'm in Highschool I might get a chance to go to my favorite country, Japan. (Where InuYasha was created!!) As you can see i'm obsessed with InuYasha. It's sad actually.
I live in Michigan, where the Ford company is. Also the largest cement facory in Alpena. I live in the Tri-Cities, not going to say which one incase your a stalker....
If you ever mess with me or my friends I will hate you, and mentally kill you, like Gaara, from Naruto. You tease any of my friends about how they look, or their weight, you are going to have bruises on your arms. I don't really care if I get suspended for hurting you either, I was protecting my friend(s), which only true friends do. And I have the coolest BF(in my eyes), he's lvl 84 and his names Timothy. Even if we break up we'll still be friends. After all friends are forever!!
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