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Hi! I'm Alex, in case you already didn't know. I love InuYasha (Obviously) and Pirates of the Caribbean. Captain Jack is MINE! (Johnny Depp too) ^-^
Okay, my peeps who really know me, tell me if this is creepy or not (I think it is). Okay, I picked out my fortune cookie and here's what it said,
"You have a reputation for being straightforward and honest" Okay, talk about creepy, you of all people Ari should know what I am talking about. Weiiiiiiirrrddd *enter the Twilight Zone theme*
~~My Dream Avi!!~~
Total Value: 271,669 Gold
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Ahhrr! Hat MidnightElegant Black Satin CorsetElegant Black Satin CoatElegant Black Knee-Length TrousersLeather Boot I got it!
Drop Dead Gorgeous Skull ChokerPearl EarringsAncient KatanaAncient KatanaOkie Dokie, here I am being very, very hyper with my friend's away message. You know, she suprisingly kept it, I just wanted to type something excedingly long, but whatever. I LOVE it!
I am not here stuuupppid!!!! Why the heck would you talk to me if the stupid thingie says "Ari Elisianete status is away" HUH?!? WHY WOULD YOU CLICK ANYWAY!!!!!???OMGZ!!! GOD I'm telling you, I have some friends that are just a liiiiitttleee insane...maybe I need to get the straitjacket...*calls Alex* Yola! Yeah I need the straitjacket...what?...your using it?...OH, on Kerry? Okay well nevermind then...okay bye.*hangs up* Hmmm...oh well, just so you know if you haven't figured it out I am still not here, you have mental issues...or you're blonde...(like Paris Hilton!)and I don't mean that in a nice way...
(No offence all of the nice blonde people I know. Because they know Paris is an insult to all blondes everywhere)
I'M STILL NOT HERE YOU IDIOT!
OkiIluffyoubuhbye!
(This away message is brought to you by a Mt. Dew fueled Alex! Have a nice day/night/month/year/millenium/planet/milkyway/yo momma/ pie/ stapler/ spork/ salad/ coaster/ pumkin/pencil/toilet paper/teddy bear/couch/ floor/ plunger/ table/ fo shizzle/ i'magansta/word/moose/I'msogangsterIcarryasquirtgun/Iwishiwasanoscarmyerweiner/ myunderpantshaveSpongebobonthem/ i had Montain Dew and sugar/...well FAKE sugar anyway/I'm high...per.../YOUSHUTUPGRANDMAORI'LLSTICKAPENCILUPYOURBUTT!/ carpet/chipmunck/not worthy of lightbulbs/speaker/purple/fweefwee/...and this one's for Ari...BIKINI!!!!!!/turtle/painting/flashlight/toaster/omgi'mrunningoutofideas/and in tirangles/circles are for squares/if you've read this far you have a friggin problem/either that or you're bored/glasses/potato/keep a tomato sexy/wall/okayI'mdone/BTW...Ari still isn't here..)” That away message pwns you all.
So does Mt. Dew.
Word to your mother.
Peace!
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Don't understand 'Hoist the Colours'? Then your not a Pirates Fan.
pirate ~Alex
My Dream Avi!
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