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Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.


Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.


When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to:


M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc. Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A.


along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."


This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.

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gothic_girl_101

Report | 04/06/2010 9:33 am

gothic_girl_101

awesome. thanks
im going to check it out now =)
anime_tomboi

Report | 08/26/2009 1:49 pm

anime_tomboi

Aw, no commission then? That's okay. :3
Sorry for bothering you, then. 3nodding Thank you~ <3
anime_tomboi

Report | 08/21/2009 10:46 pm

anime_tomboi

Do you come on Gaia anymore? 8D
I saw your drawings in a DTAAY thread, and I was wondering if you do commissions... ninja (Couples, namely.)
Koji Kusanagi

Report | 11/21/2008 4:39 am

Koji Kusanagi

>>' iiiiiirrrrriiiiiisssssss....

You still have that addicting nyan nyan dance thing x.x
Fierach

Report | 06/25/2008 9:31 pm

Fierach

-catches and cuddles-



<33
Ai Yoi

Report | 07/13/2007 6:36 pm

Ai Yoi

*Hops around* <3
Tanthor

Report | 06/13/2007 8:22 pm

Tanthor

HEY! its me, tanthor. c ya on flyff!
Rockergurl09

Report | 06/04/2007 1:19 pm

Rockergurl09

WAZ NEW~!
okami sohma

Report | 05/22/2007 3:07 pm

okami sohma

i love your art work it's pretty. ^_^
Amano Tsukiko

Report | 05/09/2007 9:50 pm

Amano Tsukiko

+ :3 -salutes team leader of Puffy Mushroom- +

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