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Location: Jupiter, The Holy Wisconsinite Empire of Packerstan

Occupation: dictator for life

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I saved the world and people still make fun of my name?

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I ate the internet. I love postulating dichotomies. If you add pure Gold(Au) to the lanthanide Samarium(Sm) you would create: ME! That's because my chemical composition is: AuSm. It defies all nature, logic, and popular kids. I love to avoid making sense, which works well with my love of tired & old, worn-out internet memes. I have a friend named Slugbutt. Together we shall overthrow the Emperor and put an end to this destructive conflict. Go eat some pie.

Partaking of my wisdom can only enlighten you

proof that I am awesome to the limit

random ramblings of a very very boring and not at all interesting person

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Barfus SlugButt Report | 12/01/2011 2:59 pm: not sure if its working...
heart bacon?
Barfus SlugButt Report | 01/28/2011 6:55 am: ivanushka!
Barfus SlugButt Report | 01/09/2011 3:48 pm: did you know that baseball wasn't invented until after video games. any reference to baseball before that is just part of a vast conspiracy perpatrated by billy mays
Barfus SlugButt Report | 01/03/2011 8:17 am: so what was that deal on the news about silicone based life or whatever it was that NASA found
Barfus SlugButt Report | 01/02/2011 10:24 pm: hehe I farted xd
Barfus SlugButt Report | 01/01/2011 9:35 pm: *poot*
Barfus SlugButt Report | 12/29/2010 6:15 pm: is it snowing? what's going on?
Barfus SlugButt Report | 12/22/2010 12:46 pm
Barfus SlugButt Report | 12/21/2010 6:45 pm: are my nets neutral? i forgot
Barfus SlugButt Report | 12/19/2010 2:33 pm: I hope you c an have Mr.Satan cookies after your meal. #1 treat!

I'll get you HeySteve, if it's the last thing I do!

witness the diginity and majesty of my real-life beauty

Lets analyze it with science!

Another beautiful self-portrait ->