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Well, yeah, ummm. I like breakfast and I'm a person... Not an alien that's taking advantage of your friendship to get inside your brains so you can spontaneously combust into a flame. While you become lit with fire, I certainly wouldn't make you run around in a gas station, jumping on one leg while singing the alphabet to a random walking bystander. It would be silly of me to lead you to the gas pumps, where the station will explode and you will be black in ashes like the cartoons. (Personally I dont want you dead.) So I'm an honest person and I wouldnt want to make you abducted in a so-called UFO, where you will be dancing with clowns, ducks, and monkeys all night playing who can dodge the most laser beams. That would be completely ridiculous wouldnt it?
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