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D-BoyTheFighter Report | 12/27/2025 5:09 am
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Very pweety avatar!
Vixmia Report | 12/06/2025 11:44 am
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ypour avi is bootiful heart
NonkeXD Report | 11/16/2025 3:11 am
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y u nawt schleep?
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phant0mcat Report | 10/07/2025 8:50 pm
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ohhhh i see ur playing palia. i haven't played it since it came out!! i liked it then but i got bored pretty quickly. are you still enjoying it?
techpriest35 Report | 09/13/2025 11:30 pm
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hey just letting you know i will not see your post in the thread men are so fake. i reported it for sexism against men and then blocked the op. this means i will not be able to see any posts in that thread
boolranchdorito Report | 09/10/2025 4:06 am
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Your Mama’s On Crack Rock Lyrics

[Intro]
Sha-bang-bang
Ooh! Sha-wadda-wadda
Ooh! Sha-bang-bang
Ooh! Sha-wadda-wadda
Ooh! Sha-bang-bang
Ooh! Sha-wadda-wadda

You can't play anymore 'cause you always cheatin'
So that's why your mama's on crack rock
Uh-uh! No she's isn't with your ugly a**!
Ohhh! We gonna tell your mama!
So? Tell her!
Nah nah nah nah nah your mama's on crack rock!

[Chorus]
Yo' mama's on crack rock!
(Not my mama)
Yo' mama's on crack rock!
(No she ain't)
Yo' mama's on crack rock!
(That's a lie!)
Yo' mama's on crack rock!

[Verse 1]
Yo, here's a story 'bout a b***h who was trickin' on the ave
It might be your mama (Heh heh), but don't you laugh
Last night I saw the b***h sellin' p***y on the block
You know what she was doin'? Sellin' p***y for the crack rock!
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[Chorus]
Yo' mama's on crack rock!
(You must be crazy)
Yo' mama's on crack rock!
(You guys lyin')
Yo' mama's on crack rock!
(Shiit!)
Yo' mama's on crack rock!

[Verse 2]
I saw da b***h again
(Yo, Rick, what are you sayin'?)
She was down on her knees, and the b***h wasn't prayin'
She was suckin' on a d**k, and she was pullin' mighty hard
I knew it was her, even though it was dark
'Cause the b***h has a way, a way to suck d**k
(What's up?)
She sucks a d**k like a ********' suction cup
It was loud as ********, like a jukebox
And yo, guess what? She was suckin' for the crack rock!

[Chorus]
Yo' mama's on crack rock!
(Yours too)
Yo' mama's on crack rock!
(So what?)
Yo' mama's on crack rock!
(******** you!)
Yo' mama's on crack rock!


[Verse 3]
Now, yeah, it's yo' mama, but hey don't take it seriously playa'
I'm just a customer, I just wanna slay'er, okay?
Now it's a shame that yo' mama's on the crack rock
Suckin' on d**k, sellin' p***y on the damn block
I'm gonna buy the p***y anyway, excuse you
Get out my way, or I'm gonna ******** you up in a minute
So take a ********' step back
I can't help it 'cause your mama's sellin' p***y for crack!

Nah nah nah nah nah!
Nah nah nah nah nah!
Nah nah nah nah nah! Yo' mama's on crack rock!

My mama told somebody that yo' mama's sellin' her body for money, but I don't know what that mean
(Uh-uh, my mama told me that she ain't sellin' her body for crack)
Uh-uh! You can talk about my mama, but I bet my mama don't have dat weave in her head!

Yo, babe, what'chu want now?
(Yo, man, I need a hit, man, I ain't got no mo' money, I just need a hit)
Baby, if you wanna hit, you gotta let me roll off in dat a**
And after you get though rollin' off in dat a**, baby, you gotta get on yo' knees and suck dis d**k
(I'll do, I'll do, I'll just do anything for a hit)

[Chorus]
Yo' mama's on crack rock!
(Go suck it!)
Yo' mama's on crack rock!
(I don't care!)
Yo' mama's on crack rock!
(That's her problem)
Yo' mama's on crack rock!


[Verse 4]
Now, I hate to say this but yo' mama's on the crack rock
I saw her suckin' dicks over on the hill top
And on the next night, I spotted the b***h
In the alley, suckin' on another damn d**k
The stupid b***h, like no other
I know her now, she's what'cha-ma-call-her mother
She had her jacket on when it was so ********' hot
'Cause that's how it is when you're on the ********' crack rock!

[Outro]
Yo' mama's on crack rock!
(Don't tell me)
Yo' mama's on crack rock!
(I don't wanna hear it)
Yo' mama's on crack rock!
(*****', please!)
Yo' mama's on crack rock!

Yo' mama's on crack rock!
(Dats yo' grand mammy)
Yo' mama's on crack rock!
(I wish!)
Yo' mama's on crack rock!
(So? I know it!)
Yo' mama's on crack rock!
('Cause she's a crack head!)
boolranchdorito Report | 08/19/2025 3:43 pm
boolranchdorito
its so beautiful
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YOURE so beautiful
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