About

Let's start with the basics,
I'm 6' tall
My hair is dark brown and almost to the middle of my back
I'm a guy
Sports don't interest me, I couldn't care less about which team is doing what against who and where
My friends are pretty awesome
I'm also pretty awesome
I once used cartwheels in a busy mall as a pickup line
I smoke and drink
I'm often caught staring off into the distance and when asked what I'm thinking about I say nothing. The truth is I'm contemplating life, death or the demise of my enemies... or zombies
Yes I like zombies, also zombie movies, books, T.V. shows, in fact my facebook profile picture is me as a zombie
I find it difficult to talk to stupid people, and often I will make smart-a** remarks, they always seem to think I'm joking, I'm not
I've nicknamed the voice in my head and sometimes change the way it sounds or its accent
Dogs are awesome
I don't like sour cream, cream cheese, cheese cake or things flavored with ranch, except doritos
The fluffy whipped frosting they use on cakes nowadays is disgusting and makes me feel like vomiting, so does whipped cream
Apples are delicious, so is apple juice and apple flavored candies, any other form of apples can f*ck off, cider is only acceptable if it has liquor in it
I was once one of the nicest guys anyone has ever known, the world helped change that
I've played the villain many times to drive away people I cared about, made them not want to talk to me, it's for their own good, they usually end up with someone better for them than me afterwards
Sometimes I believe I can accomplish anything, sometimes not so much
I'm pretty sure this is more than the basics
Also one day I'll be the king of the world, there will be free ice-cream on Fridays
I think that's about it, if there's anything else that you want to know just ask