hella crispy son


First and foremost, if you are the ******** trying to hack into my account good ******** luck. I've moved everything off of it and onto mules no one knows about there might be all of five gold at any given time. If you do happen to crack my password it's different from all the passwords I've ever used for anything else so it won't get you anywhere anyway. Lastly ******** you, seriously just ******** you.

I'm a 24 year old artist living in the San Francisco Bay area. I work for five of the worlds largest skateboarding companies in their joint art department in basically my dream position. I like fat unicorns and dirty pigeons amongst an array of other things. I dislike a lot of things such as morons and tightwads but I won't go into that here... Yes I did my own layout, yes I drew the picture in the header. If you'd like to commission me you can try your luck at my bribe thread. Just click the image below and be whisked away to the magical land where I draw you things for lots of gaia gold/stuff :3



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And yes I know the header doesn't look like my avatar, it's supposed to be me in real life. :3

It ain't rocket surgery