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Jess and I've sailed the seven seas.
I've survived trekking for a week in the Sahara
Desert with only a half-empty canister filled with vinegar.
I've climbed Mt. Kilimanjaro, and let me tell you, that mountain
is one b***h to climb; but not as hard as it was to climb Everest,
but that's for a later day. I've gone white water rafting
down the Nile River without a raft. But I've never
sawed off ivory tusks from an elephant,
because that's just straight up cruel.
I've found my Prince Charming and we're bonded
together by rings of eternity currently located
on the fourth finger to the left on our left hands.
That being said, have some
are - ee - ess - pee - ee - see - tee.


PROPS GAYBEE