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--------------------------BOYFRIEND gay--------------------------------
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FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food.
REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we ******** up ... but that s**t was fun!"

FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry.
REAl FRiENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAl FRiENDS: keep your s**t so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.
REAl FRiENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAl FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s**t." (actually real friends should take the drink away- safety reasons)

FAKE FRiENDS: will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the f**k out

FAKE FRiENDS: Would ignore this
REAl FRiENDS: Will send this to all there real friends and hope to get it

BELOW IS COMPLETELY USELESS- BUT INTERESTING- INFORMATION:::::

---Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

---Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

---Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.

---On average, there are 333 squares of toilet paper on a roll.

---acetwothreefourfivesixseveneightninetenjackqueenking Excluding the joker, if you add up the letters in all the names of the cards in the deck (Ace, two, three, four,...,king). the total number of letters is 52, the same as the number of cards in the deck.

---The Statue of Liberty's mouth is 3 feet wide.

---There are 52 cards in a standard deck and there are 52 weeks in a year. There are 4 suits in a deck of cards and 4 seasons in a year. If you add the values of all the cards in a deck (jack=11 queen=12, etc.) you get a total of 365 the same as the number of days in a year.

---Did you know that the beam of light shining from the top of the Luxor hotel (LAS VEGAS NEVADA) is the most powerful in the world. The equivalent of 40 billion candle power, the beam is visible to airplanes from a distance of 250 miles. (I COULD SEE THAT LIGHT FROM MY HOUSE IN VEGAS!!- WHEN I LIVED THERE)

---The English-language alphabet originally had only 24 letters. One missing letter was J, which was the last letter to be added to the alphabet. The other latecomer to the alphabet was U. O NO THE LETTER J IS IN MY NAME!!!

---pnigophobia is the fear of choking on fish bones.
achluophobia is the fear of sitting in the dark.
Androphobia is a fear of men.
Caligynephobia is a fear of beautiful women.
Pentheraphobia is a fear of a mother-in-law.
Scopophobia is a fear of being looked at.
Phobophobia is a fear of fearing.
Mageiricophobia is the intense fear of having to cook.
Papaphobia is the fear of Popes.
Taphephobia is the fear of being buried alive.
Clinophobia is the fear of beds.

---Las Vegas means "the meadows" in Spanish. Ironically, the city in the desert was once abundant in water and vegetation.

---The Beatles played the Las Vegas Convention Center in 1964. Some 8,500 fans paid just $4 each for tickets. Wow pretty cheap- i guess