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Yo Momma Beotch Report | 09/16/2006 2:55 pm

09/14/2006 1:58 pm

tythesk8er

"FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food.

REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.



FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs

REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM



FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we ******** up ... but that s**t was fun!"



FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry.

REAl FRiENDS: cry with you



FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAl FRiENDS: keep your s**t so long they forget its yours.



FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.

REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.



FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you.



FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.

REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"



FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.

REAl FRiENDS: Are for life.



FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

REAl FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s**t."



FAKE FRiENDS: will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you.

REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the ******** out



FAKE FRiENDS: Would ignore this

REAl FRiENDS: Will send this to all their real friends and hope to get it back!!


If you get this comment it means your a real friend so send this to 10 of your friends and if they are a realfriend they will send it back"

screamkidscream Report | 09/11/2006 5:24 pm

who in the crapy are u?