DO AS WE COMMAND

JOIN THE DECEPTICON CAUSE OR BE DESTROYED! -stares hard at you for a moment to let that sink in- If you do decide to join, you better be prepared to prove your worth. Lord Megatron will show no mercy for repeated failure, unless you are like Starscream... -pauses- Forget I said that.
Join us and let unlimited power be before you. Or you can just become cannon fodder. Whichever.
Give it a try. What have you to lose? Besides your life. -laughs coldly-