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Jooleeland
jooleeisyourfriend : on Youtube

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:: Joolee ::

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you can call me: joolee, juju
bday: im 113 years of age; do the math
will find her: trying to get as rich as possible, pooping, dancing around with her stuffed crocodile Norman, or listening to her ipodtouch named Lulu
loves to: hide in toilets, hang with friends, hit stuff, shopping, surfing the net
hates: stupidness, betches, daxflame, kidz bop music
youtube idols: williamsledd, kevjumba, WHATTHEBUCKSHOW, SteandKel, happyslip, sxephil, itschriscrocker, smosh, nigahiga, ZacharyStockdale, hoiitsroi


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Quiet you b*****b! It's time for you to get ToRtUreD! First I'm gonna make you sit on a horse saddle--- naked, and with no clothes on! Then I'll poke holes in your arm and pour a bucket of mango juice over it. I'll pull out your head hairs ONE BY ONE with a hammer. Then I'll plug them into your arm. I'll make you watch 23 straight hours of Phineas and ferb until you puke apple sauce. Then I'll make you watch oprah and grandma mud-wrestle in your puked-up apple sauce. Then you'll have to lick the apple sauce off of the winner's head. Either way you'll be licking puke off an old wrinkly head, or a flabby, greasy head.

Then I'll hit you across the face with a knife and make you answer hard questions about math.

Next I'll call you a you b*****b and make you eat my sweat for a healthy snack. Next, you can massage the opposable thumbs on my arm. Then I'll spit at your big toe and make you call me ugly Bad Mistress Tilda.

Then I'll paint your Leg and make you sing songs by Prince. Yeah TORTURE, you b*****b, TORTURE! You'll be making love to oprah's fat, jiggly, cellulite-ridden, Leg.

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POOP!


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things that happen in my life, poems on how i feel, announcments, updates,websites,artsies and pics.nothing much.


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Naruto Bijuu

Report | 11/07/2009 8:41 pm

Naruto Bijuu

hello
hawaiansweetie

Report | 07/27/2008 11:46 am

hawaiansweetie

copy/paste this to 10 ppl and then press F5 and F9 and you will get 100,000 gold it rocks trust me
love_hana

Report | 04/29/2008 7:52 pm

love_hana

hey.

you going to summer school at south this year?

cuz first semester im takin' practice ptsa.

second semester is health.

maybe after summer school, you, me, claire, and allyson can go to coldstones since it's rite there. ;D
Reap The Halls

Report | 03/08/2008 2:56 pm

Reap The Halls

hey how are you? whats new?
monkeyclone23

Report | 03/02/2008 2:59 pm

monkeyclone23

who hacked onto my account! show your face! well admit you did! and why did you change the password! reply asap!
danilove694

Report | 02/29/2008 8:01 pm

danilove694

yeah everything's fine. uhmm so tmrw we hafta be there by 8?
danilove694

Report | 02/29/2008 9:41 am

danilove694

hello
IVIexican

Report | 02/26/2008 6:29 pm

IVIexican

Im getting lots of good comments with the go phones thanks a free hug *hugs*
IVIexican

Report | 02/25/2008 7:34 pm

IVIexican

Hi and thanks the wings look good on you 2 : D
Reap The Halls

Report | 02/23/2008 8:20 pm

Reap The Halls

im great thanx for asking, i just got back online from being sick.

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iPoo ; thats the new ipod . oh ya
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