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Hello there everyone, my name is Josh and I have a beatiful girlfriend named Cherise!!!! Cherise is to the right of my avatar as you can obviously see and she is the most beatiful girl in the world!!!! I also love cupcakes...A LOT!! In fact I love cupcakes so much that I dedicate my avatar to it so if any of you decide to insult one of the following:1.) My Girlfriend Cherise
2.) Cupcakes
Then my avatar will completely BURN YOURS TO A CRISP!!!! So if I were you then I would just plan on liking cupcakes just like me but you'll never love them as much as me!!!!
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Bill Clinton
Last winter Bill Clinton was going for his jog when he noticed "Die Bill Clinton, Die" written in urine in the snow.
He asked the Secret Service to analyze it.
The Secret Service said that they had good news and they had bad news.
Bill said, "Give me the good news first."
"The good news is that it was Al Gores urine."
"What!", he exclaimed, "If that is the Good news, then what could be the bad?"
They replied "It was Hillary's hand writing."
~*~All for my future husband, Cherise~*~
I recommend Hydrogen Dioxide in the neutralization of the combustibles.
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