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I TURN 33 IN A FEW HOURSNO ONE HAS A FRIENDSHIP JUST LIKE OURS
I WOULD REALLY LIKE FOR US TO HANG OUT
BUT IF YOUR NOT THERE I PROMISE I WONT POUT
I WILL BE A GOOD TIME WITH YOU THERE
SOMETHING THAT WE CAN BOTH SHARE
I KNOW YOU WILL HAVE A GOOD TIME TOO
WE COULD DRINK EAT LAUGH AND SHOOT POOL
AND EVEN IF YOU CANT MAKE IT TONIGHT
AND EVEN IF ALL DAY YOU ARE NOT IN MY SIGHT
AND EVEN IF YOU CANT MAKE IT TOMORROW
I PROMISE MY HEART WONT BE FILLED WITH SORROW
JUST KNOW THAT I THOUGHT ABOUT YOU TODAY
AND I ASSURE YOU THAT I AM A OKAY
BUT AT TWELVE A.M. MY PARTY WILL BEGIN
TOMMOROW AT ELEVEN FIFTY NINE THE PARTY WILL END
SO IF YOU WANT TO JOIN ME CALL ME 210 328 9106
IF YOU CANT MAKE IT YOU CAN ALL SUCK OUR DICKS
HI MY NAME IS ALFREDO CONTRERAS JR ALSO KNOWN AS TONY CULEBRA CUERVO ALSO KNOW AS JUAN DOUGH AND ALSO KNOWN AS NOODLES BUT BE CAREFULL IF YOU CALL ME NOODLES THAT MEANS THAT I HIT YOU WITH MY WET NOODLE AND IF YOU DONT WANT TO BE HIT WITH AWET NOODLE WELL DONT CALL ME NOODLE
NOW THAT I GOT THAT OFF MY CHEST HOW ARE YOU PEOPLE REALLY YOU ARE LOOKING ON MY GAIA PAGE AND WANT TO GET TO KNOW MORE ABOUT ME AND WAHT NOT WELL THERE AINT MUCH TO TELL
FIRST OF ALL I AM 31 AND I AM FROM TEXAS
SECOND I DONT HAVE ANY KIDS NOR A WIFE
THIRD I AM AMERICAN OF SPANISH DECENT ON MY MOTHER SIDE MEXICAN OF SPANISH DECENT ON MY FATHERS SIDE
FORTH I AM FROM THAT LONE STAR STATE I LIVE LIKE A MOVIE STAR PARTY LIKE A ROCK STAR f@#$ LIKE PORN STAR
FIFTH I AM AN ALCOHOLIC WITH POT HEAD TENDACIES
SIXTH I GOT MY OWN BIZZNIZZ CAUSE I FIRED MY BOSS
SEVENTH I LOVE WOMEN ALL WOMEN CAUSE I WS BORN FROM A WOMAN
EIGHTH I CANT STAND STUPID PEOPLE THEY ALL SHOULD BE SHOT RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES
NINTH IF YOU GET A CHANCE TO MEET ME IN PERSON REMEMBER ONE THING I DONT REALLY GIVE A F$%#
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST IF YOU REALLY GOT TO SAY SOME THING PROFOUND SAY IT IN A MIRROR BEFORE YOU SAY IT TO MY FACE BECAUSE I DO HAVE THE UNCANNY ABILITY TO DO TWO THINGS AT ONCE AND THAT IS TALK s**t AND PISS YOU OFF
SO WITH THAT OUT OF THE LADIES LEAVE YOUR CONTACT INFO IN A MESSAGE AND
DUDES BRING YOUR OWN BIDDIES BEER AND BUD CAUSE I AINT SHARING
P S ONE MORE THING I AM A CHOLO SKATER WIHT GOTH TENDACIES
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