About
What is there to say about us?Yes, "us." There's two of us and one profile. - Jupiter Prometheus - and Astennu Bastet; two halves of a whole, so to speak, and a little lazy to boot, which is why we only have one description for the both of us. Don't believe it? Go see the other's and we'll prove it to you. (Or maybe you'll be proving it to yourself, who knows?)
So anyway, what's there to be said about us?
First let's start with the most obvious question; yes, we're both men. Yes, we're together. No, we really don't care if you don't like it; if you don't, that's fine, keep it to yourself. If you see fit to flame us, we'll simply ignore you; there's enough hate in the world that we don't have time to waste flaming your pathetic little insults. There's much bigger hate out there to fan, after all. On the flip side, if you're one of those scary fangirls that squees at the mere mention of gay men, please, keep that to yourself as well. We appreciate your support but we aren't porn stars; we're not going to take pictures of ourselves, and we're not going to let you cuddle and coo all over us.
We really just want to be treated like normal people on that aspect. It's not so much to ask, is it? We'll treat you like you regardless of who you're sleeping with, so we ask the same of you.
Next issue: We're not Christian. We don't care if you are; if you've found a faith that works for you, that's wonderful. We're glad it fulfills you. But if you're hateful towards us, the same rule aplies as with our sexuality. Feel free to ask us questions and talk to us, we don't bite (well, Jupiter doesn't, anyway ...), but don't press your views on us. We won't do anything but tell you what we believe, and it's up to you to decide what you feel is right. We only ask the same courtesy from you. You are no prophet or god, and you have no right to "show us the light" than we do for you, understood?
If you're here to convert us, you might as well back off. We happily advocate the paranormal and metaphysical (and our favourite practitioners), but we will not be swayed by you. We have been firm in our beliefs for years, just as you likely have, and we are not going to give it up for you. Preachers, enthusiasts, and witnesses haven't changed our minds, and you're not going to be the straw that breaks the camel's back.
Got it? Good.
Jupiter likes cooking, and Astennu likes eating it. Jupiter would cook all the time if he could, and Astennu would probably eat it all the time, too... If you ever want to exchange recipes or just talk about food, feel free to talk to Jupiter. It's not really recommended you talk to Astennu about cooking, unless you want to learn how to burn pots of water - in that case, he's your man, all the way.
On the other hand, Astennu likes to work with coding and technology, and Jupiter is more than happy to take what he's given. If you ever want to have an in depth discussion on various coding jargon and new tech, Astennu's your man. Jupiter might act like he knows what he's doing, but he's still a bit of a "nub" compared to his husband.
What else is there? They live together, eat together, and sleep together. They're both extremely intelligent, though Jupiter is a bit on the lazy side compared to Astennu. They like to spend time chatting together, watching cartoons (even intellectuals deserve a bit of silly fun, and if you think otherwise you ought to remove the stick from your rear end), and playing games on emulator. They also spend a bit of time on Granado Espada (the South East Asia server, not the US servers), even if they're supposed to be "too grown" for things like that.
For the most part, we're friendly people, and love talking about our interests. If you have anything to say, go ahead and say it. The worst thing that could happen is we end up not becoming friends.
- Jupiter Prometheus - and Astennu Bastet
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