Name: Don't worry about it
Age: I wasn't born in 1900, but I am still older than most of you on here
Job: Dirty Old Man
How Dirty? You have no idea
Looks: I am old and unattractive, what do you think?
Likes: Pretty things
Dislikes: Just about everything else
Messengers: I have them, ask and maybe you will be added
Details: Some exaggerations above, but no outright lies. I like all sorts of women and will pretty much talk to anyone. I won't stalk you. I won't fall in love with you. I will flirt with you. I will be rather dirty. If you actually want to know more about who I really am then you have to stick around. I won't share intimate details with someone that I just met, no matter how pretty she is. Now get off my lawn!
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Hi there, Just popping by to see how you're doing.
I don't come on too often, but trying to be on a bit more.