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My imaginary friendships always turn out better than the real ones.I told my mom, "Everbody hates me."
She said, "Don't be absurd. Everybody hasn't met you yet."
I told my mom, "When I grow up, I want to be somebody."
She said, "I think you need to be more specific."
I told my mom, "If there is some horrible accident, I just want you to know, I don't want to spend my life in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine."
So she turned off my TV.
My boyfriend has the body of a god. Buddha.
My handwriting is pretty uglyand a little big.
I had problems with an internet stalker, but he broke up with me.
"Anything that isn't funny, eventually will be funny" - Robin Williams
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