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My name's Jennifer.
-I like British things. Accents are a plus too.
-My dreams of becoming a pirate are still present.
-I will not kiss your a**.
-I DnT LKe PpL Hu tLk lKe dis, I am not your Inbox.
-I wish I had the hair texture of a Japanese Boy.
-I have too many pets.
-If you're going to fall out of love with me, I'd rather you didn't.
-Twelve year old 'emo' girls with drawn on scars and 'Im not okay' eye make up annoy me. Sure, they can be lovely but it's not 1999 anymore.
-If you see me on the street and I'm annoying, what are you gonna do?
-Don't claim to be a big fan of a band when you only sing along badly to the token chorus.
-I tend to stereotype even though I hate it when I'm on the receiving end.
-I enjoy giving presents more than receiving. However receiving isn't always so bad.
-I am not a follower.
-Gorgeous eyes make my dithery bits quiver.
-I like going to Wal-Mart at two in the morning and then hanging out at Waffle House.
-Taping gaffe tape around your fingers isn't going to make you look cool.
-Why do phone solicitors always call at the worst time?
-I like concerts.
-But sometimes get mad at retarded moshers.
-I have size 9 feet... in mens.
-No one is, by any means, superior. I don't care who you are. We all piss in the same pot.
-I'm not all that self infatuated. I just like to pretend.
-I get bored easily.
-I get told I look stand offish but if you see me adorning something, trot on over (I'm ever so sociable) and strike up a conversation.
-I love spending money.
You will be surprsied to find that I am actually quite nice.
Your not COOL AS ******** because you like little kid shows. For example, Mr. Rogers was more than likely a larger threat than Michael Jackson.
I don't really like public transport... but seeing old people fall over when the bus abruptly stops is pretty hilarious.
What more do I hate than the pretentious little twits who only listen to what the radio plays... and girls who think it's 'cool' and 'alternative' to wear every item of clothing they own... at the same time?
Nothing.
I am not fooled.
I'm a big fan of intelligent sarcasm and irony.
I own Spice Girls CDs.
I don't go to funerals for the fear of laughing.
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