Here is my awesome, INCREDIBLY nice, friend, DesperateHeartBreak writing my about me~ Luv ya, Winn~
Bonjour;
My name is DesperateHeartbreak. I'm not famous for making abouts for people. I think I just slip in time to write ones for close friends. & OMG (Oh my gosh) you're so right. This person. [JYmailster] is definitely one of my BFFs. (Best Friends Forever), So lucky for her, she gets to post this on her profile, and hopefully make me famous. ;D. I love JYmailster. She's one of the coolest friends you could ever have. But before we get into that, let's start with the basic info, yes? Her name is Jessica. (Pronounced Jeh-sick-kah) HELLYEAH, she's SICKKK. (In a good way) She prefers Jess though. So just call her Jess. Mmhmm. It's easy. It's like, Jessica without the ica! You don't get it, do you? It looks something like this.... [Jessica]Get it? Jess! Still don't get it? Let me show you in the form of a thing that looks like an equation.
Ex. 1:
Jessica - ica = Jess
Explanation: Take Jessica, and take away the 'ica' of Jessica, and you get Jess.
Ex. 2:
YOU CAN EVEN DO IT WITH ALGEBRA!
Jess = Jessica - x
-How to solve:
You want to isolate the 'x' so you subtract Jessica from each side.
Jess - Jessica = -x
YAY, you've isolated the 'x' by itself.
So now you solve the
Jess - Jessica part. You get -ica (Negative ica.)
-ica = -x
OH NO! You have a negative 'x'!
So you multiply each side by -1, and you get:
ica = x
'ICA' is your solution. So what do you take out of Jessica to get Jess?
YAY! You got it! ICA!
(Seriously, call this girl Jess, and you'll be okay w/o the algebra..)
We're done with the math lesson! Yeeh! So JESS's favorite color is pink. And she loves everything pink. Including bubblegum (I think). It sucks because she has braces and she can't chew gum now. Oh well. She likes everything pink. Pink and slimy things. > Earthworms. Oh my, she loves those sexy squirmy figures.&Peach (Nintendo) Notice the pink? [I don't like Peach or Daisy, those evil cousins... always killing my lovely Toadette in Mario Party 8... {I just suck...P:} ] Oh my, Toadette is pink! I guess she likes Toadette too then. W00T. Remember earlier, when I mentioned that this girl was totally cool? It's because JESS is compatible with almost anyone she meets. She's very polite and she is very nice. JESS will never ever let you down, and when you are down, she will make you feel better. She won't stop bothering you UNTIL you feel better, and that's a good thing, because she's that person in your life that you know will ALWAYS be there, no excuses. When all the other friends leave, she'll stay for you. Sounds too good to be true? See so yourself. It really sounds like a commercial to buy a product named JESS. Hahha. Go and add her, and see if you agree with me. If you don't you can like, bug me for life, but no goldback guarantee on this one.* ;P ADD HER! She's the friend you've always wanted, and always wished for. ILY for lifeee, JESS! xP
-DesperateHeartbreak, signed as Chanikins.
*She's not a product, dumbo. She's a real person. Now go get a life. Make your own gold. Unlike me.
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how bout chu? Did you type it?
Ohyes, is the Grybinas quiz tomorrow? or Wednesday? surprised
and because my mom doesn't like chat but she can understand me drawing. I guess something like that razz but still, working on narrative while doing this!
I hope Allen grades it. :T
Hey you know you can change your name on Gaia? I never knew dat.