Don't contact me unless you have something specific to ask me about ot tell me.

Oh, and keep the forums clean of spam, kay?

Q: So, you're a techie?
A: Boring question, next.

Q: Can you teach me how to hax?
A: ******** NO, RETARD! I'm not telling you that answer again!

Q: What IMs do you use?
A: MSN and (occasionally) Xfire

Q: Can I add you?
A: Well, either way, you have to ask me before you can get my account name, but if you don't know me and you're gonna spam me with "please join my site" then don't even dare to ask for it.

Q: So, what kind of music do you listen to?
A: Oh come on! Look at the 'Interests' tab, it's not there for the colours!

Q: Okay, lol..
A: Were you unable to process something a little more creative up there in that abandoned graveyard that you claim to be your brain, or is that you standard reply? *sigh*

Q: You're being sarcastic.. Right?
A: No, I am simply pointing out that you are wasting my time.

Q: So, how often do you get laid?
A: What makes people ask these kind of questions? Answer me!