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And we are gonna start a revolution.Okay?
And you're gonna be a funny little footnote
on my epic a**.
-The School of Rock
Elizabeth Swan:There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing.
Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.
It looks like we're up chocolate creek without a Popsicle stick!
-Gingerbread Man
It's a hundred and six blocks; I've got a full bladder, half an idea of where I'm going; it's Tuesday, and I am wearing sunglasses.... What more do you need?
Bloo
This city needs to be destroyed! Or at least painted another color.
-Squidward
Excuse me, is your refrigerator running?
Because if it is, it probably runs like you... very homosexually.
Peter Griffin
I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
I like pigs.
Dogs look up to us.
Cats look down on us.
Pigs treat us as equals."
-Winston Churchill.
People want to be remembered for great things, such as contributing to humanity,
I saw a young boy eating an ice cream cone, ... I smashed it in his face. You know that kid is going to remember me when he's 50.”
Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?
- Don Rickles
It was Peace. Peace is when you would shake the hands of the people around you. And you knew peace was coming because the priest would say it five times rapid fire. He'd go, "My peace I leave, my peace I give to you. While we ate Reese's Pieces with the Lord. And I have a piece of lint in my peaceful EYE!
if you need money,
borrow it from a pessimist,
they won't expect it back
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