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Hi! This is me, well sorta. Lemme start over... *ahem*
Hi! I'm Kahri. I'm not on too terribly often. I usually hibernate during most of the fall and winter, cause... squirrels do that.
Don't ask to see my nuts. Your request will have been in vain, the answer is no. I need those nuts, and I'm not telling anyone where they are.
I take poetry commissions. At the moment, you can name your price for the poem after you see it, but that could change.
I also am a smart-a** for hire. I heal things, blow up small objects, make scathing remarks and, of course, transform into a squirrel. My massively useful abilities are in the highest demand. Put your nickle away Donnie, I don't come cheap.
I usually hang out in ED. If you are in ED and making grammatical mistakes and/or being an illogical immature chatterbox whelp, you will get to know me very well.
I love you all and hope that you live a long happy useful life filled with posies and taffy. Bye!
(apparantly my name is spoonydelanahasapimapedalan)
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Well...you can teach an old dog new tricks...it just involves manipulating the dog into thinking that it's really quite young and capable of anything.
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I'll never stop wandering, and there will never be a need.
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