Birthday: 07/27
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After reading the
the sentence, you are now aware that the
the human brain often does not inform you that the
the word "the" has been repeated twice every time.
I Wish Music Played During Epic Moments of My Life and Not Just in Movies.
BESTFRIENDS:
they act like your...
- therapist
- worst enemy
- your lesbian lover
- your best friend
- your mom
- your sibling
- like their freakin God or something
- but most importantly
the person you love the most!
That awkward moment; When you're in the car, and you look at the people in the car next to you, and they're already looking at you.
Several thousand years ago...
mayan one: "okay guys ive finished the calender!"
Mayan two: "but it only goes up to 21.12.2012"
Mayan one: "ah dont worry about it we'll make a new one before then, i would have carried on on this stone but i ran out of room"
Mayan two: "fair enough, heh imagine if people thought that the world was gonna end because you couldn't find a bigger stone"
Mayan one: " yeah, but you'd have to be pretty stupid to think that wouldn't you?"
Before Marriage-
Boy: I have been waiting for this day.
Girl: Do u want me to leave??
Boy: NO!!!!
Girl: Do u love me?
Boy: Of Course
Girl: Will u ever cheat on me??
Boy: Never in my life
Girl: Will u ever kiss me?
Boy: Every chance i get
Girl: Will u hit me??
Boy: Are u crazzy..!
Girl: Can i trust u??
Boy: Yes..!!
Girl: Sweet Heart..!
-After Marriage-
(now read from bottom to top)
-COMMENT-
I had sex with my girlfriend last night.
It was going pretty good, except the
entire time she was screaming someone
elses name the whole time!! does anyone
know who R A P E is?
That awkward moment when it s your birthday, and people are singing happy birthday to
you, and you just stand there clueless of what to do.
A blonde and a redhead were watching the 6 oclock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from a Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldnt jump...
Anyway sure enough he jumped so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owed. The redhead said I cant take this your my friend The blonde said No A bets a bet....
So the redhead said Listen I have to admit I saw this one on the 5 oclock news so I cant take your money....
The blonde replied Well so did I but I never thought he'd jump again
1 sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it.
That means a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1587GB in about 3 seconds...
And you thought 3G was fast xP
*boy whispers to his mom during a wedding*
boy: "Mommy?"
mom: "What?"
boy: "Why is the girl dressed in white?"
mom: "Because this is the happiest day of her life."
boy: "... so why is the boy dressed in black?"
mom:".....
My heroes don't wear their underwear on
top of their pants, nor do they wear a
cape; Mine wear combat boots and dog tags.
comment this if you love your soldiers!
*Paste on UR profile if those R UR heroes
My heroes don't wear their underwear on top of their pants, nor do they wear a cape; Mine wear combat boots and dog tags. Like this if you love your soldiers!*Paste on your profile isf those are your heroes to*
ABORTION IS WRONG MONTH ONE: Mommy, I am only 4 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. MONTH TWO: Mommy, Today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home, though. It is so nice and warm in here. MONTH THREE: You know what, Mommy? I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad, too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. MONTH FOUR: Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it, too. MONTH FIVE: You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby, Mommy... your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion? MONTH SIX: I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me! MONTH SEVEN Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus' arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me, Mommy? EVERY ABORTION IS JUST... One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. If you're against abortion, put this in your profile
1. Hold your breath ♥ 2. Go to your profile and add this ♥ 3. Still holding your breath ♥ 4. If you made it, your a good kisser
Typing what you really want to say, then deleting it...
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I LOVE YOUR PROFILE! xd xd xd
you sent me a friend request, but I can't accept it because it says that you've reached your friends limit.. let me know when you'll settle that down and I'll add you.. talk to you soon whee
I miss hearing from you.
Your still consider as my friend biggrin
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Stay in touch, you know where to find me!!
I don't know if you remember or not but, you were a wonderful friend to me and I really think you for that biggrin
Miss you so much. If you get back on here, can you please stop by and say HI to me, please! biggrin
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Your always be on my friends list!!!!
Let me know what you think, and if you have any ideas, please let me know.
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How was your Christmas!
I miss seeing and hearing from you.
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-HAPPY HALLOWEEN- blaugh
How are you. How was your weekend!
Miss you
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