[Kamaitachi]Ka.Ra.Se
"HEYO! Looks like you've stumbled upon the profile of the world's GREATEST HITMEN, [Kamaitachi]Ka.Ra.Se!""World's greatest? That is a bit of a stretch, is it not?"
"Details, details. Anyway, like I was saying, we'll get rid of anyone or anything! Satisfaction guaranteed!"
"But only if you've got the money."
"Yeah! Murder doesn't come cheap, y'know!"
"It is unwise to yell like that... you do know we run an illegal operation, correct?"
"Thinking's not his strong point."
"You shut up! I'm perfectly fine at thinking!"
"Quit, you two! There are people watching, remember?"
"Oh... hey, there are. I forgot! And they don't even know our names yet!"
"Introductions, then."
"The name's Kaito, age 17, and I'm awesome with the ladies."
"Exaggerating is one thing. Lying is another."
"HEY!"
"Er, I am Seiku, age 19. It is a pleasure to meet you."
"Rashou. 21."
"Okay! Introductions are over! Now send us your money, and get rid of that annoying neighbour girl!"
"What a handful."
"If you would like to know more about us, feel free to comment our profile, or send us a Private Message."
"AND WE DO NOT HAVE MENTAL ISSUES!"
"Or an identity crisis."
"Or whatever else you feel like pinning to us!"
"Got it?! Good!"
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