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Chanel Oberlin

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Birthday: 03/12

Chanel-O'-Ween

Chanel #2 (Is a dead b***h)

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There was a Chanel #4, but she got meningitis.
She was like, "I'm sick. I have to go home."
And I was like, "No. Stay."
But she went home anyway, and then she died.
So another thing I was right about.

Chanel #3

Chanel #5 (Libby Putney is a whore)

My greatest work, Chanel #6

Good Morning, Slits.

Here at Kappa House we believe in a sisterhood filled with top-notch divas and bad-a** bitches that can point out anything bought from Nordstrom's Rack in 2.5 seconds.

So don't get on our bad-side and pledge Kappa today.

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I'm Chanel #1, obvi.

⇠ That's me, Chanel Oberlin, and I am the queen of Kappa Kappa Tau... well I was until this stupid pledge named Zayday-whatever-her-last-name-is ran for Kappa President against me and the election ended with a tie, so now we're co-presidents or whatever. Not. Fair.

The Oberlin family is a well-established American dynasty.
A little known fact is that my great-great- great-great grandfather Ichabod Oberlin actually signed the Declaration of Independence.
It's only "little known" because he was the last one to sign it, so there was no more room for him to put his name on the front, so he had to flip it over and put his name on the back.
Oh, also the Oberlins came over on the Mayflower.

A lot of people talk smack about how sororities are exclusive and they're a class system.
Well, guess what. Life is a class system.
And a sorority is the one place left in the world where you get to pick and choose the people around you.
As "co-"queen of Kappa, I make all the calls around here, and will stop at nothing to get what I want.
Once you pledge Kappa I'm sure there will be many secrets you and I can share with one another to make our bond unbreakable.

I may be a stone cold b***h, but I'm rich, pretty, and love Kappa; so it doesn't really matter.

See you at Hell Week.

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