The name's K-BABY.
Love meh.
OR DIE!
My mommy is RLY mean guys.
She NEVER let’s mee talk about ZE important things in life.
Like SEX.
Let’s talk about sex.
No really.
SEX.
IS.
GOD.
*SECKSgasm*
Now let’s give me sum time to recuperate.
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All better.
That KINK in my neck’s still DAR. (WHODAFAUCETNEEDSANECK4WRITINGDISSHIT)
Oh well…
DARS dis RLY cool chick.
Her name is Jasmine.
But chu can't have her.
NU UH!
Jasmine.
Belongs.
To.
ME!
GOT IT MEMORIZED?
D0//7 J00 F33L 5P3C!4L?!?
TRANSLATION: Suck my balls, b***h! D:<
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Mkay bitches. There comes a time in every SECKSAHMAMMA’s profile, where she starts to rant.
Guess what time it is?! D:
I HATE door-to-door salesman, because it’s when you’re secksing, or doing something important, they ring your ******** doorbell and tell you to BUYSTUFF.
Pisses me off.
End Of Rant.
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MOMG. Mee and my home-slices are CRAHYZAY biatches.
LIKE THIS ONE TIME.
Mee and my SECKSpartner went to go see a moovAH and there was this room with a DOOR that…
ONLY ONE PERSON COULD OPEN. HOMG.
D:
I decided that I’d build a door like that for my room. ( OMGNORLY? D: )
Then I would find the HAWTest person in a TEN meter radius and trap them in my room with me.
That would be SECKSAH. :’D
But the person would have to be blonde.
BLONDES.
ARE.
HAWTT! (WITH A DOUBLE TEE BIATCHES D:< )
Just like my b***h. Jasmine. :3
She’s not blonde though.
SHE wishes she was. That would be hawt. We’d like, have more secks than we do now.
O_O
IS THAT POSSIBLE?! D:
But, no srsly.
I WANT A BLONDE.
Natural BLONDE babaii, I don’t want some s**t where I FINALLY get in UR pants and find out ur some fake brunette.
NO.
IT’S HAPPENED TOO MANY TIMES BEFORE!!!
BOOT APPARNTLY U CAN BUY PUBE-DYE. ******** U SCIENTISTS. D:<
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Did I mention I’m bringing SECKSAY back :questionmark:
A lil more 'bout ME!
Name: Kris
Nick-names: K-Baby, Kino, Snowflake
Age: Guess
Orientation: Striaght...I think D:
Eyes: Green
Hair: Brown & red
Fave colours: Turquoise, black and silver
Least fave colour: Yellow
Country: Canada
Status: Single and looking
PICTURES! Woot woot!
-Made in Jasmine-land
-Das my friend Krissie! She's da Queen of teh Bunnies.
I'm her King D:
-Das Jaime. You can't love him, because I do. D:<
-That's my butt....on tuesdays
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