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The name's K-BABY.

Love meh.

OR DIE!

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My mommy is RLY mean guys.

She NEVER let’s mee talk about ZE important things in life.

Like SEX.

Let’s talk about sex.

No really.

SEX.

IS.

GOD.

*SECKSgasm*

Now let’s give me sum time to recuperate.

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All better.

That KINK in my neck’s still DAR. (WHODAFAUCETNEEDSANECK4WRITINGDISSHIT)

Oh well…

DARS dis RLY cool chick.

Her name is Jasmine.

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But chu can't have her.

NU UH!

Jasmine.

Belongs.

To.

ME!

GOT IT MEMORIZED?

D0//7 J00 F33L 5P3C!4L?!?

TRANSLATION: Suck my balls, b***h! D:<

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Mkay bitches. There comes a time in every SECKSAHMAMMA’s profile, where she starts to rant.

Guess what time it is?! D:

I HATE door-to-door salesman, because it’s when you’re secksing, or doing something important, they ring your ******** doorbell and tell you to BUYSTUFF.

Pisses me off.

End Of Rant.

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MOMG. Mee and my home-slices are CRAHYZAY biatches.

LIKE THIS ONE TIME.

Mee and my SECKSpartner went to go see a moovAH and there was this room with a DOOR that…

ONLY ONE PERSON COULD OPEN. HOMG.

D:

I decided that I’d build a door like that for my room. ( OMGNORLY? D: )

Then I would find the HAWTest person in a TEN meter radius and trap them in my room with me.

That would be SECKSAH. :’D

But the person would have to be blonde.

BLONDES.

ARE.

HAWTT! (WITH A DOUBLE TEE BIATCHES D:< )

Just like my b***h. Jasmine. :3

She’s not blonde though.

SHE wishes she was. That would be hawt. We’d like, have more secks than we do now.

O_O

IS THAT POSSIBLE?! D:

But, no srsly.

I WANT A BLONDE.

Natural BLONDE babaii, I don’t want some s**t where I FINALLY get in UR pants and find out ur some fake brunette.

NO.

IT’S HAPPENED TOO MANY TIMES BEFORE!!!

BOOT APPARNTLY U CAN BUY PUBE-DYE. ******** U SCIENTISTS. D:<

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Did I mention I’m bringing SECKSAY back :questionmark:

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A lil more 'bout ME!

Name: Kris
Nick-names: K-Baby, Kino, Snowflake
Age: Guess
Orientation: Striaght...I think D:
Eyes: Green
Hair: Brown & red
Fave colours: Turquoise, black and silver
Least fave colour: Yellow
Country: Canada
Status: Single and looking




PICTURES! Woot woot!

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-Made in Jasmine-land



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-Das my friend Krissie! She's da Queen of teh Bunnies.
I'm her King D:



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-Das Jaime. You can't love him, because I do. D:<



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-That's my butt....on tuesdays

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piter400

Report | 04/17/2008 3:28 pm

piter400

wut is luv?? baby dont hurt me! baby dont hurt me!! no morrrrr!! lolz wre hav been i missed all my friends on gaia soooooooooo much!!!!!!!!!!
Feye Figg

Report | 04/07/2007 6:02 pm

Feye Figg

Jaz, its 'and now, I must confess'
Your horrible with lyrics...
Toxic Floof

Report | 03/19/2007 3:02 pm

Toxic Floof

I miss you so bad already.
sad
Toxic Floof

Report | 03/19/2007 2:57 pm

Toxic Floof

HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME.
MY LONLIENESS IS KILLING ME (HAY NOW)
I MUST CONFESS.
I STILL BELEIVEE (STILL BELEIEIVEE)
WHEN YOU'RE NOT WITH ME I LOSE MY MIND!
GIVE ME A SIGNNN(NNNNnnNnnn)
HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME.

:3
xXx_zippermouth_xXx

Report | 02/18/2007 8:07 pm

xXx_zippermouth_xXx

Oh LULZ, now my hair matches my gaia avatar. LOLZ TO THE MAX.
Toxic Floof

Report | 01/24/2007 1:25 pm

Toxic Floof

I'm one hungry b***h.
Feed me.
;3
Feye Figg

Report | 01/05/2007 7:54 pm

Feye Figg

Lolz, I'ma bunneh qveen!
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PumkinJamie

Report | 01/05/2007 9:13 am

PumkinJamie

hay
Toxic Floof

Report | 01/04/2007 11:12 am

Toxic Floof

Im thar.
ahamagawsh.
Mush Luff, bebe. <3


I feel like raping something.
Feye Figg

Report | 12/26/2006 12:06 pm

Feye Figg

Lolz, I'm on jour perfilez!
<3
Bunny luff!
:B

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