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Mule account of Hhymn. o:
"I think all vampires have a biting fetish. It's like verb- it's what we do."
Before you people piss me off and I'm automatically listed as b***h, read this so you know what I have low tolerances for.
At least 76% of teens thinks it's wrong to be LBGT if your part of the 24% who say it's someone's right to be their own person put this on your profile.
"I think all vampires have a biting fetish. It's like verb- it's what we do."Before you people piss me off and I'm automatically listed as b***h, read this so you know what I have low tolerances for.
At least 76% of teens thinks it's wrong to be LBGT if your part of the 24% who say it's someone's right to be their own person put this on your profile.
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My old avatar name NekoNyaFTW is an "LOL" when you hear the story.
NekoKatsunya=Old Gaia name before NekoNyaFTW.
Katsunya in kanji on my comp = (Google translated LOL) Nya for the win.
Literally.
I Google translated it because I was curious to see what bullshit Google would put and and was like "ROFLLAMA WTF?! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"
FOUND THE KANJI THAT TRANSLATES TO TEH FUNNEH!
猫勝つニャ=Cats Meow win rofl
Click this
"Gosh, it disturbs me to see you, Gaston, looking so down in the dumps.
Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston, even when watching you hump.
There's no man in town as admired as you, you're everyone's favorite gay.
Everyone's awed and inspired by you, and it's not very hard to see why!
No-one's slick as Gaston, no-one's quick as Gaston, no-one's d**k's as incredibly thick as Gaston, hits on prepubescent boys like Gaston!
For there's no man in town half as manly! Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask any Tom, d**k, or Stanley, and they'll tell you whose team they'd prefer to be on.
No one's been like Gaston, in my a** like Gaston
No- one's got a great snake in his pants like Gaston.
As a specimen, yes I'm intiiiimidaaaaaaaating,
My, what a guy, that Gastooooooooon!
Give 5 scrawny boys, give 12 young virgins
Gaston is the best and the rest is all limp!
No- one ******** like Gaston, douses lights like Gaston
In a rough sex nobody BITES like Gaston!
For there's no- one as burly and brawny.
as you see, I've got d**k length to spare.
Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
That's right, and every last inch of me's covered in c**!
No- one fists like Gaston, sucks my d**k like Gaston
In a jizzing match, nobody JIZZES like Gaston
I'm especially good at ejaaaaaaaculating
10 points for Gaston!
When I was a lad, I boned four dozen lads every morning to help me get large. But now that i've grown, I ******** five dozen boys, so I'm roughly the size of a BAAAAAARGE!
NOOOOOOOOOOO- OOOOOOOOONE ******** like Gaston, makes boys swoon like Gaston
And goes tromping around wearing bondage gear like Gaston!
I use dildos in all of my DEEEEEEEEECORAAAAAAAAATING!
Say it again, who's a man among men? And let's say it once more, who's a** do we want?
Who's a super success, don'cha know, cant ya guess?
Ask his ukes and his five harem whores!
There's just one guy in town who's hand all of us DOOOOOOOWN-
And his name's G-A-S-...T [speaking] G-A-S-T-E, G-A-S-T-O, oh forget it.
GASTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!"
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