What is life but sound and fury?

"I hear voices in my head, and you think you're the freak?" ~Edward Cullen, Twilight

"Voldemort aka Tom Marvolo Riddle aka You-Know-Who aka the bad guy aka Dumbledore's b***h. (So now we all know that Voldemort was Dumbledore's b***h. I wonder if thats why they didn't get along. . . . .because we all know it totally wasn't the whole "I hate Muggleborns" thing.)

Don't settle for the person you can live with. Find the person you can't live without.

To paraphrase something Albus Dumbledore once said "It takes a great deal of courage to stand naked before your enemy but it takes a great deal more to stand naked before your best friend....

"Grawps about 16 feet tall, enjoys ripping up twenty foot pine trees, and knows me as Hermy"

Go F*** a chicken!

We limit our selves to friendship, witty banter, and amazing casual sex. But when are we going to realize that the only time we're ever happy is when we're together?

I'm going to beat the living PSquee outta you!

Might I have a Banana? Sure. Would you please put some condensed milk on it? Why? So that I can suck it off. I so enjoy the taste of creamy things.

And so the lion fell in love with the lamb What a sick masochistic lion. What a stupid lamb.

"I may have accidentally married you. Sorry about that."

Life is all about a**. Everyone's either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get some, or simply just being one.

Perfect the art of looking innocent..then you can get away with anything

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

The statistics on insanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re ok then it’s you.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

I've made mistakes in my life. I've let people take advantage of me and I accepted way less than I deserve. But, I've learned from my bad choices and even though there are somethings I can never get back and people who will neve be sorry. I'll know better next time and I won't settle for anything less than what I deserve.

Twilight movie cast = EPIC FAILURE!!!!!

The HMS Harmony/Pumpkin Pie stills sails. Keep in love, Keep in life and Keep in HARMONY!

Dear R/Hr shipper, You may have read the books....but I've seen the truth. Yours truly, a not so delusional H/Hr shipper

Everytime you say delusional a Ron/Hermione shipper dies... and everytime you say leech-lover a Jacob/Bella fan dies.

WHOEVER says they DON'T have an imaginary boyfriend has CLEARLY NEVER read Twilight

"The Seahawks are going to cream the Red Sox!" London Calling

You may have Maiko and Kataang as canon...but I have the fact that Zuko was willing to ~DIE~ for Katara

Zutara = true love....Kataang = *****