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I am a collision...Thats what I am. I AM A TRAIN WRECK. The kind that kill people over in Japan.
I probably have a first class ticket Southbound. A few times I paid for one newspaper and took two. I am a geek and a dork and I take the Lords name in vain. There's more, but I'll spare you the details.
I have been called vulgar more than twice. By men. I love cheese and my favorite smell is Crayola Crayons. I drink straight from the milk jug a lot, and my toenails are pink. I take candy from strangers. I love bubble baths and beef jerky.
I am shamelessly addicted to chapstick. I love broccoli and hate pumpkin pie.
I am liberal, pro-choice, totally for stem-cell research, anti-religion and I hate political correctness.
I usually wear a cami in lieu of a bra. I must sleep with my neck covered at all times because I have a childhood fear of a vampire biting me. I am forgetful, scatterbrained, loyal, and compassionate to a fault.
I don't know where my keys are, but I'll always remember your birthday.
I think Seinfeld was the most boring sitcom ever.
Oh, I'm really good at kissing. I have great lips for it. I secretly love trashy reality T.V. It makes me feel like sunshine.
I've only ever been to one wedding, and it was on a Wednesday.
Also, Christopher Reeves was the best Superman ever. Do you know who his favorite actor was? Christopher Walken.
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