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I'm 24 year old Canadian, who is currently going to college.. and doesn't really know what exactly she want's to do with her life. ^ ^;
Some random quotes I like:
"You bought me a present? Why would you do such a thing? I know you think you're being generous, but the foundation of gift giving is reciprocity. You haven't given me a gift, you've given me an obligation.
The essence of the custom is that I now have to go out and purchase for you a gift of commensurate value and representing the same perceived level of friendship as that represented by the gift you've given me. Ah, its no wonder suicide rates skyrocket this time of year.
Oh, I brought this on myself by being such an endearing and important part of your life..." Sheldon: The Big Bang Theory
"Oh Gravity, thou art a heartless b***h." - Sheldon: The Big Bang Theory
"Oh Mario ... if only I could control everyone the way I control you ... HOP! YOU LITTLE PLUMBER! HOP! HOP! HOP! " - Sheldon: The Big Bang Theory
"Never use a foreign phrase, a scientific word, or a jargon word if you can think of an everyday English equivalent." - Eric Arthur Blair (better known as George Orwell)
"Power Corrupts
Knowledge is Power
Study Hard
Become Evil." - Anonymous
"It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not." - Anonymous
"We are told to remember the idea, not the man, because a man can fail. He can be caught, he can be killed and forgotten, but 400 years later, an idea can still change the world. I've witnessed first hand the power of ideas, I've seen people kill in the name of them, and die defending them... but you cannot kiss an idea, cannot touch it, or hold it... ideas do not bleed, they do not feel pain, they do not love... And it is not an idea that I miss, it is a man... A man that made me remember the Fifth of November. A man that I will never forget." - Evey Hammond: V for Vendetta
"In my experience, those who do not like you fall into two categories: The stupid and the envious. The stupid will like you in five years, the envious, never. " - Rochester: Libertine
"I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures." - Anonymous
"Ignorance killed the cat, curiosity was framed." - Mike Bruner
"Never do anything yourself that others can do for you." - Anonymous
"Greed is for amateurs. Disorder, chaos, anarchy: now that's fun!" - Top Dollar: The Crow
"Passion, it lies in all of us. Sleeping...waiting...and
though unwanted, unbidden, it will stir...open its jaws,
and howl.
It speaks to us...guides us...Passion rules us all. And
we obey. What other choice do we have?
Passion is the source of our finest moments. The joy of
love...the clarity of hatred... and the ecstasy of grief.
It hurts sometimes more than we can bear. If we could
live without passion, maybe we'd know some kind of
peace. But we would be hollow, empty rooms,
shuttered and dank. Without passion, we'd be truly
dead." - Kristen Woods.
"There is no art to find the mind's construction in the face" - Duncan: Macbeth
"I reserve my right to hate you, not because of your skin color or culture, but because you are an idiot." - Anonymous
"You can get more with a kind word and a gun, then you can with just a kind word." - Al Capone
"Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others." - Jonathan Winters
"I am your weapon and your tool. Keep me beside you, and I'll strike where you tell me to stike, kill whom you tell me to kill." - Haku: Naruto
"The world is divided into people who do things and people who get the credit." - Anonymous
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons, until they give you the oranges you asked for." - I'm not really sure where this one came from. ^ ^;
"To die, to sleep ... To sleep, perchance to dream.
Ay there's the rub, for in that sleep of death what dreams may come when we have shuffled off this mortal coil, must give us pause..." - Hamlet: Hamlet
"If I have children and subsequently grandchildren, I will keep my three-year-old granddaughter near me at all times. When the hero enters to kill me, I will ask him to first explain to her why it is necessary to kill her beloved grandpa.
When the hero launches into an explanation of morality way over her head, that will be her cue to pull the lever and send him into the pit of crocodiles. After all, small children like crocodiles almost as much as Evil Overlords and it's important to spend quality time with the grand-kids." - #142: Top The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord
"Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them." - Anonymous
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before." - Mae West
"Sometimes ideas, like men, jump up and say, 'Hello.' They introduce themselves, these ideas, with words. Are they words? These ideas speak so strangely. All that we see in this world is based on someone's ideas. Some ideas are destructive, some are constructive. Some ideas can arrive in the form of a dream." - Log Lady Introductions: Twin Peaks
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, yet there are those who open many eyes. Eyes are the mirror of the souls, someone has said. So we look closely at the eyes to see the nature of the soul. Sometimes when we see the eyes, those horrible times we see the eyes. Eyes that, that have no soul. Then we know a darkness. Then we wonder where is the beauty. There is none if the eyes are soulless...." - Log Lady Introductions: Twin Peaks
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