one day u shall be walking down the street and u will see a hobo riding a volx wagon being chased by cops and shooting at gangsters.....then u will ask urself.....should i hav worn underwear today.....then u see s**t on ur shoe......the hobo comes up to u and licks it off.........then obi-wan-konobi says use the force luke!....the hobo says what the hell then a cop shoots the hobo but the hobo goes all matrix style then obi-wan says holy s**t where did u learn all those tight a** moves!.....grand theft auto 3 the hobo replies.......let me borrow it obi-wan asks.....do u gotta ps3......not i gotta a gamecast obi wan replies.....what the ******** is a gamecast the hobo ******** u obi wan yells as he chops the hobo with his lightsaber.....then obi-wan says ur next! as u run away.....pee wee herman rides his bike past u as he says haha then obi-wan slices pee wee off his bike ah!...then yo mama says its time for dinner.....then gangsters shoot obi-wan down as he says.....shun the non believer...shun....shun! as he craps his pants.......ur next! darth vader says as he rapes u......send these to six people besides the person who sent this to u and alviss uzumaki or u shall be sexualy assalted by that one fat chick from c.s.i.
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. Girl hugs him Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me. (in the paper the next day): A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If u love any one this much...let them know...before its too late... I love you 4 ever.....and always 2 the end....i cant live without ya.....b-cuz ur my friend..... Send this to 10 ppl in the next 5 min....and....u will get kissed on friday by the love of your life.... DONT BREAK THIS . 2morow will be the best day of your life. However, if u don t send this 2 @ least 10 ppl by at least 12:00 2nite u will have bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life.
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