"JUST BECAUSE LIFE THROWS S**T AT YOU DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO CATCH IT."
-aka 'Confuses'
"You WANT what you don't NEED and NEED what you don't WANT." -Mom
An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind.
-M.K. Gandhi
Put your hand on a
hot stove for a minute, and
it seems like an hour. Sit
with a pretty girl for an hour,
and it seems like a minute.
THAT'S relativity.
-Einstein
Obstacles are those frightful
things you see when you
take your eyes off the goal.
-Henry Ford
One good thing about music,
when it hits you, you feel no pain.
-Bob Marley
The only true wisdom
is in knowing you know nothing.
-Socrates
A word to the wise
ain't necessary - it's the
stupid ones that need the advice.
-Bill Cosby
My computer beat
me at checkers, but I sure
beat it at kickboxing.
-Emo Philips
It's not that I'm so smart,
it's just that I stay with
problems longer.
-Albert Einstein
Wit is educated insolence.
-Aristotle
The test of a first-rate intelligence is the
ability to hold two opposed
ideas in mind at the same time
and still retain the ability
to function.
-F. Scott Fitzgerald
Common sense is not so common.
-Voltaire
A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.
-Arnold H. Glasow
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
-Fred Allen
You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.
-Mohandas Gandhi
A root with no water has nothing to grow on.
-Mom
An error has occurred
-Gaia
Open your eyes. See things for what they are, not how they appear to be.
-Libby
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
-"boycott_education"
Doxophobia
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