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Hey, its 7:05 here in Australia in the Year 3000 and I just want to say Hello Beautiful! You know, when someone is making you feel like a Underdog, just tell them I am what I am. They might think oh you Poor Unfortunate Souls, you are so lost and you should take a life lesson from me. But I Wanna Be Like You. When someone special comes into your life that tells you that he loves you so much and that would do anything to get your SOS signal then you should just Hold On and tell him "When You Look Me in the Eyes you make me feel so happy" But then you will truly figure out if they are playing Games on you. So just sit down and Take a Breath cause Hollywood and the Jonas Brothers are just around the corner and they might say “wow, your definitely the Girl of my Dreams” but hey, That’s Just The Way We Roll so Goodnight and Goodbye. I LOVE KEVIN JONAS 4 EVER!!!!!


When life hands you lemons, throw them back and yell I WANT KEVIN JONAS!!!

Nick plus Joe plus Kevin=Love (I LOVE MATH!!!)


Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No.
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: Not really.
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Choose--me or your life.
Boy: My life.
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
--dedicated to Kevin Jonas!!! I LOVE YOU KEVIN!!!


A friend of mine once said:
I was going to be Mrs.-Future-Nick-Jonas for Halloween, but then I remembered you were supposed to dress up for Halloween!!! I love you, Katie!


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Put this bunny on your page if you are a real JB Fan.

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Nick: Hey guys, this is the Jonas Brothers!

Joe and Kevin: *laughs*

Nick: I love how they just, like, laugh at me when I say stuff. That is excellent.
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Kevin: I put them in just so I don't hear myself think at night.

Joe: He thinks really loud.

Kevin: Yeah, I'm just like "JOE! I HAD THIS GREAT IDEA! GO GET CHEESEBURGERS!"
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Joe: Wanna see some funny pictures?

Kevin: Oh, snap.

Joe: Look at Nick. He's a stud muffin.
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Joe: I mean, I can do my own hair.

Kevin: No, you can't.

Joe: What? He's good!

Kevin: Yeah. If I wasn't a musician, I could be a hairdresser
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Kevin: So, I lose my SideKick the first day I get it.


Nick: He- He puts it on the counter, and was like "Oh, I might as well wash my hands!" Oops! (buzzing sound) You know, it like, explodes.

Joe: And He's like "Joe, does my SideKick look bad to you?" And it was like, melting and the screen was like frizzing out.
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Kevin: I just have the best looks so...

Joe: You keep thinking that, Kevin
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Joe- No I don't have a 3rd arm you silly fan

(l8ter)

Joe- Kevin what are you doing in there?
Kevin- You know... STUFF!
Joe- "AWKWARD"
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Girl: Slow down I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, Slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.*She gave him a big hug*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. So instead he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so she would live, even if it meant he would die. If you would do the same thing for the person you love, copy this in your profile
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I'M SORRY
that you think the Jonas Brothers are gay
and only because they dont talk about hooking
up with girls in their music.

I'M SORRY
that you think they are pansies,
and only because they aren't cussing
at us through their music.

I'M SORRY
that you joke at me for being in love with them
and only because you dont know them,
and haven't given them a chance.

I'M SORRY
That they call girls beautiful instead of sexy,
so you think that they are wussies
and only because you dont have the guts to
call us beautiful instead, too.

I'M SORRY
That you think their music sucks
and only because they arent talking about
getting drunk or high.

And most of all I'M SORRY
that you haven't even given them a chance.
You haven't even listened to their music. And
you haven't even thought about the fact that
girls LOVE when guys act like the Jonas
Brothers do,
Ya know? Kind, Polite and Like Gentleman.
And maybe, if you acted that way,
we may like you too.